Young Kid Jokes

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What do you call a fish with two legs?

A two-knee fish.

Jokes For Kindergarten Children,  Good Children Jokes,  

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What does Godzilla eat when he goes to a restaurant?

The restaurant.

Food Jokes For Kids,  Clean Jokes One Liners  

Piano Tuner: I am here to tune your piano, ma'am.

Mrs. Tonedeff: But I didn't call you.

Piano Tuner: No, but you're neighbors did.

Piano Jokes,  Good Childrens Jokes  

Why do giraffes have long necks?

So they don't smell there stinky feet.

Little Kid Jokes,  Funny Facts About Animals,  5 Year Old Jokes  

"Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when your parents are doing taxes."

Funny Life Advice,  Funniest Kid Jokes  

Q. In a recent survey, what did Americans reveal was their favorite smell?
A. Banana

Banana Jokes For Kids,  Funny Jokes For Little Kids  

Q: What does a sorceress wear?
A: A bewitching outfit.

Best Jokes All Time,  Opening Speech Jokes  

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Q: Why did the witch stand up in front of the audience?
A: She had to give a screech.

Best Jokes All Time,  Opening Speech Jokes  

Q: How do you make an apple turnover?

A: Push it down hill.

Pie Puns,  Cute Little Jokes,  Jokes For 10 Year Olds  

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

Cute Animal Jokes,  Television Jokes,  Elephant Puns  

Q: What do bees chew?

A: Bumble gum!

Bubble Gum Jokes,  Cute Kid Jokes  

Q: Why do bees buzz?

A: Because they can't whistle!

Bee Jokes,  Kid Riddles Jokes,  Jokes For 9 Year Olds  

Q: What has one eye but cannot see?

A: A needle.

Good Kid Jokes,  Funniest Kid Jokes,  

11 year old kids making Twitter accounts and shit.

TF you gonna tweet about?!

"Just got the new 64 Crayola pack. With the sharpener"

Funny Young Jokes,  Jokes For Twitter  

Q: What's green and short and goes camping?

A: A boy sprout!

Boy Scout Jokes,  Camping Puns,  Childrens Riddles,  Jokes For 3 Year Olds,  

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