Waiter Waiter Jokes

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Whenever the waiter comes by to ask how the food is, I'm always like
Whenever the waiter comes by to ask how the food is, I'm always like

Memes,  Dinner Joke,  
    
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if you're waiting for the waiter aren't you the waiter
if you're waiting for the waiter aren't you the waiter

Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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When your waiter comes out with food then turns out it's not for you
When your waiter comes out with food then turns out it's not for you

Memes,  Waitress Jokes,  
    
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Every time

the waiter checks on my table
Every time

the waiter checks on my table


Relatable Posts,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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Customer: Waitress, I'd like a cup of coffee without the cream, please.

Waitress: Oh, I'm sorry, but we're out of cream. Would you like it without milk?


Appropriate Jokes For Kids,  Waitress Jokes,  
    
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Customer: I'll have the lamb please and make it lean.

Waitress: Sure. To the right or to the left?


Funny School Appropriate Jokes,  Lamb Jokes,  Lamb Puns  
    
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Customer: Waitress, this fish is bad.

Waitress: You're a bad fish! Bad, bad! bad!


School Appropriate Jokes,  The Best Joke  
    
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Bill Gates: Waiter, what's this spider doing in my soup?

Waiter: I believe it is starting up a website.


Stupid Kid Jokes,  Spider Jokes For Kids,  Bill Gates Joke  
    
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A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out the pest.

"Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."


Air Conditioning Jokes,  100 Best Jokes  
    
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Waiter, this egg is bad.
Don't blame me, sir, I only laid the table.


Egg Jokes For Kids,  Funny Egg Jokes  
    
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Waiter, I am in a hurry, will my pizza be long?
No, it will be round.


Best Joke Of The Year,  Best Joke Of All Time  
    
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Waiter, how long will my italian sausages be?
About eight inches, sir!


Sausage Puns,  Italian Food Jokes  
    
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Waiter, this pancake tastes awful!
That's because you've just eaten the paper plate, sir.


Pancake Puns,  Joke Of Day  
    
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Waiter, this soup tastes funny?

Then why aren't you laughing


Kid Friendly Jokes,  101 Jokes For Kids,  Family Friendly Jokes  
    
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