Usc Trojans Jokes

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To all u football players who dont want your Dad

All up in the practice, fightin on the field, come to USC!
To all u football players who dont want your Dad

All up in the practice, fightin on the field, come to USC!


Memes,  P Diddy Meme,  
    
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Funny Sports Signs,  Funny Sports Posters  
    
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Q. What's the first thing an USC girl does when she wakes up in the morning?

A. Walks home.


Student Jokes Humor  
    
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Q: Why do USC Trojans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in handicap spaces.


University Jokes,  School Puns  
    
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Q: What do USC and UCLA students have in common?

A: They both got into USC!


Ucla Jokes,  Good Jokes For College Students  
    
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Q: How do you stop an UCLA fan from beating his wife?

A: Dress her in USC red!


Funny Bad Jokes,  Ucla Jokes,  
    
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Q: What's the difference between an USC Trojan fan and a carp?

A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.


Fan Jokes,  Fishing Puns  
    
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Q: If you have a car containing a USC Trojan wide receiver, a USC Trojan linebacker, and a USC Trojan defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop.


Car Puns,  Funny Football Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: What should you do if you find three USC Trojan football fans buried up to their neck in cement?

A: Get more cement.


Fan Jokes,  Best Football Jokes  
    
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Q: How many USC Trojans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!


Light Bulb Jokes,  Fan Jokes  
    
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Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Trojans fan?

A: The bucket.


Football Puns  
    
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Q: What's the difference between a USC football player and a dollar?

A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.


Football Puns,  Money Jokes  
    
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Q: Why do USC Trojans fans pour their cereal on a plate?

A: He lost his bowls.


Fan Jokes,  Cereal Puns  
    
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Q: What does USC and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!


Best Football Jokes  
    
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Q. How did the USC Trojan die from drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on him!


Drinking Puns,  Cow Puns  
    
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