Two Line Jokes

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Q: How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.


Funny Nursing Quotes,  Super Hilarious Jokes,  
    
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I lost my job as a lion-tamer, they said I was taking too long.

My plan was, through a selective breeding program, to have them eating out of my hand in about 12 to 14 generations.


Fired Jokes,  Funny Work Jokes,  
    
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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze


Wind Puns,  Funny Jokes To Tell,  
    
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Q: What are steroids?

A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.


Steroid Funny,  Cleaning Jokes,  House Cleaning Puns  
    
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What did the big candle say to the little candle?

I'm going out tonight!


Clean Question And Answer Jokes,  Q And A Jokes,  
    
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Why is a burning candle like being thirsty?

Because a little water ends both of them!


Short Funny One Liner Jokes,  Hilarious Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?

A: He got to the root of every case


Carrot Jokes,  Detective Jokes,  Carrot Puns,  
    
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Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

A: Because it had more cents.


Money Puns,  Money Humor  
    
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Q: What do yuppie alligators like to drink

A: Jaw-va


Alligator Jokes,  Drinking Puns,  Alligator Puns  
    
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Q: How did Mitt Romney make hundreds of millions of dollars?

A: By turning $21 an hour jobs into $9 an hour jobs


Money Jokes,  Saved Money Jokes,  
    
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Q: What is Barack Obama's new slogan in these tough times?

A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!


Funny Obama Slogans,  Money Humor,  
    
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Q. Whats white and cant climb trees?

A. A fridge.


Tree Jokes,  Refrigerator Jokes,  
    
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How do you fix your dishwasher?

Kick her in the arse!


Dishwasher Jokes,  Female Jokes,  
    
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How did Captain Hook Die?

Jock itch!


Captain Hook Jokes,  Death Puns,  
    
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Did you hear about the Irish serial killer?

He slashed 25 boxes of corn flakes before he got caught!


Killer Jokes,  Cute Irish Jokes,  
    
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