Taxi And Cab Driver Jokes

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Here is where we’ve added the most entertaining taxi and cab driver jokes and memes from all over the Internet. We have searched the web in its entirety and taken the best ones that we could find, including the ones you have sent us, and have included them here.

You will see jokes and memes with images and videos relating to all things funny about cab and taxi drivers. Jokes about waving down cabs, the multicolored taxis, skipping out on fares and shady drivers just to name a few.

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Hm, the Second Coming wasn't exactly what I thought it would be like...
Hm, the Second Coming wasn't exactly what I thought it would be like...

Memes,  Uber Memes,  Funny Jesus Jokes,  
    
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when she wants round 2 but you already called her cab...
when she wants round 2 but you already called her cab...

Memes,  Your Face When Jokes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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75% of my people

are taxi drivers
75% of my people

are taxi drivers


Offensive Indian Jokes,  Funny Racist Indian Jokes,  
    
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My Uber driver brought her kid Im laughing so hard I had to apologize

Definitely not okay! Please get in touch by replying to your emailed trip receipt so we can follow up with you about that.

I ain't no snitch
My Uber driver brought her kid Im laughing so hard I had to apologize

Definitely not okay! Please get in touch by replying to your emailed trip receipt so we can follow up with you about that.

I ain't no snitch


Memes,  Snitch Jokes,  Funniest Tweets Ever,  
    
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Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING.
Too handsome. Stole my girlfriend. Got to the restaurant and she refused to get out. OMG DIANE PLZ COME BACK YOU WERE MY EVERYTHING.

Memes,  Uber Stories,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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Got in my uber on halloween and the driver was wearing a fullout costume from game of thrones and pointed his sword in the direction we were going at every turn lol
Got in my uber on halloween and the driver was wearing a fullout costume from game of thrones and pointed his sword in the direction we were going at every turn lol

Driver Jokes,  Uber Meme,  Funny Uber Stories,  
    
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Was in an uber for about 15 mins with my friend and the uber driver didnt say a word. As we were about to get out he goes into his glove box and hands us his mixtape and says "peep this fam, and follow me on twitter"
Was in an uber for about 15 mins with my friend and the uber driver didnt say a word. As we were about to get out he goes into his glove box and hands us his mixtape and says "peep this fam, and follow me on twitter"

Mixtape Meme,  Uber Stories,  
    
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My Uber driver from earlier just texted me

Hey Julie, this is your uber driver from tonight, Jeffrey! I just realized I forgot to give you a promo code. Use the code 'cutie' for a free ride, but only valid if you use it on the way to dinner with me.
My Uber driver from earlier just texted me

Hey Julie, this is your uber driver from tonight, Jeffrey! I just realized I forgot to give you a promo code. Use the code 'cutie' for a free ride, but only valid if you use it on the way to dinner with me.


Funny Uber Stories,  Creepy,  
    
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i'm not saying she's a  but, let's just say her lady parts have the mileage of a new york city taxi cab...
i'm not saying she's a but, let's just say her lady parts have the mileage of a new york city taxi cab...

New York City Jokes,  
    
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becomes taxi driver in nyc

doesn't obnoxiously nk at everyone
becomes taxi driver in nyc

doesn't obnoxiously nk at everyone


New York City Jokes,  Funny Driving Jokes,  
    
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when you're in the back of the cab and the driver asks for directions
when you're in the back of the cab and the driver asks for directions

Party Memes,  Drunk Memes (theme),  
    
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When a cab driver see you getting in a uber car
KAPPITS (1)
Carebear: Ready
When a cab driver see you getting in a uber car

Memes,  Kevin Hart Memes,  Uber Jokes,  
    
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when you're drunk in the back of a cab and the driver asks you for the directions
when you're drunk in the back of a cab and the driver asks you for the directions

Memes,  Drunk Meme,  Drunk People Jokes,  
    
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when you're drunk in the back of a cab and the driver asks you for directions
when you're drunk in the back of a cab and the driver asks you for directions

Memes,  Drunk Memes (theme),  
    
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Need a taxi?

Taxi vs Uber today
Need a taxi?

Funny Vines,  Uber Jokes,  Vine Clips,  
    
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