Super Funny Quotes

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In the tradition of “true but funny, ” we bring you just that. As you have noticed we have some of the most in demand viral super funny quotes, meme and jokes from all over the Internet. We have an array of puns, jokes, dialogue and punch lines. Such classics like “girls take 30 selfies just to post their best ones but when you see them in the streets they look like the other 29. ”

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walking into work like "lawd you know i need

my job, please bless me with a calm spirit today"
walking into work like "lawd you know i need

my job, please bless me with a calm spirit today"


Memes,  Funny Work Sayings,  Good Job Jokes,  
    
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do you ever just look back at old pictures and think "why did nobody tell me i look like ?"
do you ever just look back at old pictures and think "why did nobody tell me i look like ?"

Funny Quotes,  Hilarious Quotes,  
    
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w do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
w do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

Funny Jokes,  Naked Jokes,  Funny Short Quotes,  
    
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People who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted
People who can look good when their hair is wet cant be trusted

Hair Joke,  Short Funny One Liners,  
    
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If a female friendzone u you got to hook her up with ur homeboy that always do hoes wrong to teach her a lesson
If a female friendzone u you got to hook her up with ur homeboy that always do hoes wrong to teach her a lesson

Funny Jokes,  Friend Zone Jokes,  
    
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i consider my day successful if no one gets shanked.
i consider my day successful if no one gets shanked.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes And Sayings,  Very Funny Sayings,  
    
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It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people,

They always think you mean other people.
It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people,

They always think you mean other people.


Memes,  Jokes About People,  Mean Humor,  
    
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I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let's be honest ur not winning that
I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let's be honest ur not winning that

Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes For Friends,  
    
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"don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea"

yea well it seems the ocean is ing filled with pollution.
"don't worry, there's plenty of fish in the sea"

yea well it seems the ocean is ing filled with pollution.


Funny Quotes,  Pollution Jokes,  Ocean Jokes,  
    
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When your white friend says "Let me show you something down in the basement..."
When your white friend says "Let me show you something down in the basement..."

Memes,  Funny Jokes About White People,  Funny Friendship Jokes,  
    
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you  be treating your girl wrong but treating your boys right lil  es
you be treating your girl wrong but treating your boys right lil es

Funny Quotes,  Good Gay Jokes,  
    
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fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on me.

fool me three times, you must be ing dope in bed.
fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on me.

fool me three times, you must be ing dope in bed.


Funny Quotes,  Fool Jokes,  
    
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friend1 - look at her man she soo t!!

friend2 - yeah she's a  i ed her last night!!

friend3 - wtf!!! she's my gf!!
friend1 - look at her man she soo t!!

friend2 - yeah she's a i ed her last night!!

friend3 - wtf!!! she's my gf!!


Funny Quotes,  Funny Quotes For Friends,  Good Jokes To Say To Your Friends,  
    
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every  remembers his first white girl
every remembers his first white girl

Funny Quotes,  White Jokes For Black People,  Interracial Relationships,  
    
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i'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother w had enough.
i'm fairly certain that the inventor of duct tape was a mother w had enough.

Funny Quotes,  Duct Tape Jokes,  
    
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