Speeding Jokes

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Her: How'd you cash me?

Cop: You were ousside.

Her: Uggh...howbow dah.
Her: How'd you cash me?

Cop: You were ousside.

Her: Uggh...howbow dah.


Memes,  Cop Humor,  Howbow Dah Meme,  
    
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cop: do you know w fast you were going?

guy: no officer, i was trying to catch a charrizard

cop: oh  lets go
cop: do you know w fast you were going?

guy: no officer, i was trying to catch a charrizard

cop: oh lets go


Memes,  Cop Humor,  Pokemon Go Meme,  
    
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Troopers clock minivan full of Amish teens going 110 mph

News articles when you live in rural Pennsylvania..
Troopers clock minivan full of Amish teens going 110 mph

News articles when you live in rural Pennsylvania..


Amish Jokes,  News Jokes,  Pennsylvania Jokes,  
    
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cop: you were moving foo fast

her: i feel like we were moving too fast

cop: no you dont underst-

her: i just need my space

cop:  it ill just go
cop: you were moving foo fast

her: i feel like we were moving too fast

cop: no you dont underst-

her: i just need my space

cop: it ill just go


Memes,  Cop Humor,  Girls Be Like,  
    
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Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: My snapchat selfie says 45

Cop: Lmao add me
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Me: My snapchat selfie says 45

Cop: Lmao add me


Memes,  Cop Jokes,  Snapchat Jokes,  
    
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How Rick stands in his driveway when you speed through HIS neighborhood
How Rick stands in his driveway when you speed through HIS neighborhood

Memes,  Funny Bird Images,  
    
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You dont speed in Dubai

You just dont
You dont speed in Dubai

You just dont


Dubai Jokes,  Police Jokes One Liners,  Police Car Jokes,  
    
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just got serious.

Sniper Jokes,  Funny Speeding Signs,  
    
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am i the only one around here

that gives a  about the speed limit?
am i the only one around here

that gives a about the speed limit?


Memes,  
    
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''How could I have driven at 50mph? I've only been in the car for five minutes.''
''How could I have driven at 50mph? I've only been in the car for five minutes.''

Driving Jokes One Liners,  Police Jokes One Liners,  
    
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y u no use your boobs 

to get out of speeding ticket?
y u no use your boobs

to get out of speeding ticket?


Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Y U No Meme (theme),  
    
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...not even gonna bother!
...not even gonna bother!

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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''Hi, I'm Vincet and I'll be serving your ticket tonight.''
''Hi, I'm Vincet and I'll be serving your ticket tonight.''

Cop Jokes One Liners,  Cop Jokes,  Police Jokes,  
    
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'' Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding! ''
'' Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding! ''

Preacher Jokes,  Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Minister Jokes,  
    
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" I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me! "
" I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me! "

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Cops,  
    
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