Smart Sms Jokes

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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

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Materialism: Buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.

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nerd? we prefer the term 'intellectual bad '.
nerd? we prefer the term 'intellectual bad '.

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While phones are getting smarter and thinner, people are getting dumber and fatter.
While phones are getting smarter and thinner, people are getting dumber and fatter.

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being great in bed is like being attractive or smart. the more you talk about it, the less i believe it.
being great in bed is like being attractive or smart. the more you talk about it, the less i believe it.

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When I roll down the window, let the wind blow in my hair, and listen to an awesome song, I pretend like I am in a music video.
When I roll down the window, let the wind blow in my hair, and listen to an awesome song, I pretend like I am in a music video.

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I'm a smart person, I just tend to do stupid things.
I'm a smart person, I just tend to do stupid things.

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the kitchen is where woman
belong.

do you know why woman live 
longer than men?

no why?

because the kitchen is where
the knives are...

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be afraid, be very afraid
the kitchen is where woman
belong.

do you know why woman live
longer than men?

no why?

because the kitchen is where
the knives are...

.

be afraid, be very afraid


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