Skeleton Jokes For Kids

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Who works in monster hospitals?

A skeleton staff.
Who works in monster hospitals?

A skeleton staff.


Kids Jokes And Riddles,  Skeleton Jokes,  Hospital Jokes,  
    
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Trying to put these dinosaur skeletons back together is a mammoth task.
Trying to put these dinosaur skeletons back together is a mammoth task.

Woolly Mammoth Jokes,  Dinosaur Puns,  
    
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Bus drivers be like

I'll just wait 'til it's quiet
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Me waiting for: My girlfriend to cook
Bus drivers be like

I'll just wait 'til it's quiet


Funny Pictures,  Bus Driver Jokes,  School Bus Driver Jokes,  
    
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no-body to go with!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no-body to go with!


Funny Jokes,  Young Kids Jokes,  
    
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What is a skeleton afraid of?

A dog, because it likes bones.


Skeleton Puns,  Dog Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party?

A: He had no body to go with.


Body Jokes,  Party Puns,  Silly Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin


Skeleton Puns,  Skeleton Jokes  
    
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How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.


Skeleton Jokes,  Mail Jokes,  Best Childrens Jokes  
    
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Why did the skeleton go to the hospital?
To have his ghoul stones removed


Best Halloween Jokes Ever,  Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids  
    
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What do skeleton pitchers throw?

Knuckleballs


Skeleton Jokes,  Funny Halloween Jokes For Kids  
    
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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

A: He had no body to go with!


Dance Jokes,  Riddle Jokes Funny  
    
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Q: What's a skleton's favorite food?

A: Ribs!


Skeleton Puns,  Cute Food Jokes,  
    
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Q. What do you call an Essex girl skeleton in the closet?

A. Last year's hide-and-seek champ.


Essex Girl Jokes,  Skeleton Puns,  
    
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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.


Telephone Jokes,  Halloween One Liners,  Telephone Puns  
    
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Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along?

They only run a skeleton service.


Ghost Puns,  Train Jokes,  Spooky Jokes For Kids,  
    
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