Simba Jokes

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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Pennsylvania.

Thats Ohio, you must never go there Simba!
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Pennsylvania.

Thats Ohio, you must never go there Simba!


Funny Lion King,  Jokes About Pennsylvania,  
    
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Everywhere the light touches is Virginia

What is that dark place? Maryland and D.C. You must never go there
Everywhere the light touches is Virginia

What is that dark place? Maryland and D.C. You must never go there


Jokes About Maryland,  Virginia Jokes,  Washington Dc Jokes,  
    
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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Maryland

The shadow place is Baltimore, you must not go unless you are about that life
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Maryland

The shadow place is Baltimore, you must not go unless you are about that life


Maryland Jokes,  Good Clean Jokes,  
    
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Look, Simba. Everything that the light touches is the glory of Idaho

Then what's that Shadowy place?

That is Boise State University. You must never go there
Look, Simba. Everything that the light touches is the glory of Idaho

Then what's that Shadowy place?

That is Boise State University. You must never go there


Funny Lion King,  Jokes About Idaho,  
    
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When my phone doesn't have a signal
When my phone doesn't have a signal

Memes,  Phone Jokes,  Funny And Relatable,  
    
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Hey dad, what's a world series?

I wouldn't expect you to know Simba.... you're just a cub
Hey dad, what's a world series?

I wouldn't expect you to know Simba.... you're just a cub


Chicago Cubs Jokes,  Funny Lion King,  
    
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Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Formula 1

What's that shadowy place? That's ferrari's second seat. You must never go there, Simba.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Formula 1

What's that shadowy place? That's ferrari's second seat. You must never go there, Simba.


Memes,  Formula 1 Jokes,  
    
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Look Simba, everything light touches is Maryland.

That's PG county. You must never go there!
Look Simba, everything light touches is Maryland.

That's PG county. You must never go there!


Memes,  Maryland State Jokes,  
    
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Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Maryland

Wow.

But what about that shadowy place?

That's Anne Arundel County. You must never go there, Simba.

...Who am I kidding, no one goes to Anne Arundel county. Forget I said anything.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is Maryland

Wow.

But what about that shadowy place?

That's Anne Arundel County. You must never go there, Simba.

...Who am I kidding, no one goes to Anne Arundel county. Forget I said anything.


Memes,  Maryland Jokes,  
    
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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island

What about the place with the shadows? That's Woonsocket. You must never go there.
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island

What about the place with the shadows? That's Woonsocket. You must never go there.


Memes,  Jokes About Rhode Island,  
    
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Dad, what's that shadowy place over there?

That's North Rhode Island, Simba. You must never go there.
Dad, what's that shadowy place over there?

That's North Rhode Island, Simba. You must never go there.


Memes,  Jokes About Rhode Island,  
    
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Look Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island.

What about that shadowy place? that is Warwick, you must never go there.
Look Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island.

What about that shadowy place? that is Warwick, you must never go there.


Memes,  Rhode Island State Jokes,  
    
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Look, Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island.

But what about that shadowy place?

That's Johnston. You must never go there, Simba.
Look, Simba, everything the light touches is Rhode Island.

But what about that shadowy place?

That's Johnston. You must never go there, Simba.


Memes,  Rhode Island State Jokes,  
    
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if you ever think your parents are too  you just remember that mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell simba to get his  together.
if you ever think your parents are too you just remember that mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell simba to get his together.

Funny Quotes,  Jokes About Parents,  Funny Parent Quotes,  
    
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Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is the Aggie band.

Wow.

But what about the shadowy place?

That's dorm 9. You must never go there, Simba.
Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is the Aggie band.

Wow.

But what about the shadowy place?

That's dorm 9. You must never go there, Simba.


Memes,  Aggie Jokes,  
    
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