Silly Life Quotes

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when god gives you aids... make lemonaids!
when god gives you aids... make lemonaids!

Funny Aids Slogans,  Fruit Puns,  
    
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if my life were a movie i would be the awkward best friend that's drunk and single
if my life were a movie i would be the awkward best friend that's drunk and single

Memes,  Drinking Jokes One Liners,  Single Jokes,  
    
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i still contend, that having a dead oker in your closet will always matter more than w she got in there.
i still contend, that having a dead oker in your closet will always matter more than w she got in there.

    
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''you know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.''
''you know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.''

T Rex Jokes,  Dinosaur Jokes,  Dinosaur Joke,  
    
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'''If we really did learn from our mistakes you would be as smart as Einstein by now!''
'''If we really did learn from our mistakes you would be as smart as Einstein by now!''

Funny Einstein Quotes,  Albert Einstein Jokes,  Mistake Jokes,  
    
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when in doubt, just make out.
when in doubt, just make out.

Funny Dating Jokes,  Make Out Jokes,  Doubt Jokes,  
    
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Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.
Bob finally gets on with his life - a little too quickly.

Speeding Ticket Jokes,  Funny Police Quotes,  
    
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everybody getting engaged, married or having babies...im just over here trying to get some abs & a booty.

Funny Engagement Sayings,  Engagement Jokes,  Girl Jokes,  
    
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Sometimes you need to turn right

To actually turn left
Sometimes you need to turn right

To actually turn left


Matthew Mcconaughey Jokes,  Very Funny Sayings,  
    
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i get paid to be nice at work. not sure why my friends and family expect that  for free.
i get paid to be nice at work. not sure why my friends and family expect that for free.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes About Family,  
    
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I try to be nice but there are so many people that make me angry
I try to be nice but there are so many people that make me angry

Funny Jokes,  Angry Jokes,  Nice Jokes,  
    
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about dancing in the rain.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about dancing in the rain.

Rain Jokes One Liners,  Funny Quotes About Life Lessons,  
    
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when u drowning in life's responsibilities but u actually do not give a
when u drowning in life's responsibilities but u actually do not give a

Memes,  Funny Life Jokes,  
    
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In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.
In the cookies of life, sisters are the chocolate chips.

Funny Jokes,  Silly Sister Quotes,  Funny Sister Sayings,  
    
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me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!

me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!

me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row


Funny Jokes,  Lazy People Jokes,  
    
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