Shit My Mom Says

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"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"
"Hey ma, how was your da-"

"Why all these dishes in this damn sink"


Memes,  Soulja Boy Jokes,  
    
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Me: Mom do you you need any help?

Mom: No

*After 5 mins*

Mom: No one helps me in this house!
Me: Mom do you you need any help?

Mom: No

*After 5 mins*

Mom: No one helps me in this house!


Memes,  Good Jokes For Teenagers,  
    
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Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone
Me: Mom, I been shot

Mom: Cos you always be on that damn phone


Memes,  50 Cent Funny,  
    
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"And you better bring me back my change"
"And you better bring me back my change"

Memes,  Reaction Memes,  
    
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Me: Ma bring me some Burger King back

Mom: Do you have some Burger King mo-
Me: Ma bring me some Burger King back

Mom: Do you have some Burger King mo-


Call Ended Meme (theme),  Fast Food Jokes,  
    
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mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as  take you out

me:
mom: i brought you into this world i'll sure as take you out

me:


Memes,  Bad Kids Jokes,  Bad Kids,  
    
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when your mom says "i brought you into this world i can take you out"
when your mom says "i brought you into this world i can take you out"

Memes,  Messed Up Jokes,  Mom Meme,  
    
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Mom: Do all your chores k?

*45 minutes later

Mom: You do all your chores?

Me:
Mom: Do all your chores k?

*45 minutes later

Mom: You do all your chores?

Me:


Memes,  My Face When Jokes,  Teenage Jokes,  
    
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Life is too short to cook for you people.
Life is too short to cook for you people.

Funny Quotes,  Funny Cooking Sayings,  Clean Short Jokes,  
    
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You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again
You're going to hang out with your friends

Don't worry about it I'll just stay here by myself ...again


Meme,  Mom Meme,  
    
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90's kids will understand this...

street lights on better get my  me
90's kids will understand this...

street lights on better get my me


90s Jokes,  Good Funny Jokes,  Good Funny Quotes,  
    
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what will your mother says when she finds your corpse?


what will your mother says when she finds your corpse?


Humorous Puns  
    
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Mom: sorry, we have to use your room to fold laundry

Okay...
Mom: sorry, we have to use your room to fold laundry

Okay...


Okay Guy (theme),  Laundry Jokes,  Bedroom Jokes,  
    
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Playing gta [in final mission]

....Mom comes in turns the power off and tells me to go to sleep
Playing gta [in final mission]

....Mom comes in turns the power off and tells me to go to sleep


Desk Flip Rage Guy (theme),  Gta Jokes,  Gamer Insults  
    
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i ran from a fight once & my mama said

either you fight me

or fight him!

i beat the s*it

outta my mom that day
i ran from a fight once & my mama said

either you fight me

or fight him!

i beat the s*it

outta my mom that day


Fighting Jokes,  Mom Humor  
    
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