Sex Jokes

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Sex is the only mathematical type equation most people enjoy. Add you plus him or her to a bed, then you minus the clothes and divide legs. Hopefully you get to add some geometry to it but avoid unwanted multiplication. There really is no such thing as a clean sex joke so any and everything you can think of joking about regarding sex you will find in this section.

Here we have added the most popular and viral sex jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing through our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
what do fluorine, uranium, carbon, and potium want to do together?
what do fluorine, uranium, carbon, and potium want to do together?



Chemistry Cat (theme),  Potassium Jokes,  
    
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girls be like ... all the guys think about is sex

 please ...
girls be like ... all the guys think about is sex

please ...


Lexus Jokes,  Guy Humor,  Men Jokes,  
    
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80 minutes. 15 positions. no protection

wanna ruck?
80 minutes. 15 positions. no protection

wanna ruck?


Rugby Puns,  Sports Jokes,  
    
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i'm saving myself for wild, pionate, neymoon sex.
i'm saving myself for wild, pionate, neymoon sex.

Funny Abstinence Slogans,  Honeymoon Jokes,  
    
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my face is proof that abstinence works.
my face is proof that abstinence works.

Funny Abstinence Slogans,  
    
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you had sex in your mom's dodge neon 

w romantic
you had sex in your mom's dodge neon

w romantic


Dodge Jokes,  Neon Jokes,  
    
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sweetie me and your teacher are gonna bang tonight so you dont have to come in early

haha mom read your last text gotta hate tse autocorrects

what autocorrect i'm serious

im moving out!!!
sweetie me and your teacher are gonna bang tonight so you dont have to come in early

haha mom read your last text gotta hate tse autocorrects

what autocorrect i'm serious

im moving out!!!


Text Message Jokes,  Jokes About Parents,  
    
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your grades depend

on her sex life
your grades depend

on her sex life


Unhelpful High School Teacher (theme),  
    
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sex teacher

first lesson is free
sex teacher

first lesson is free


Funny Teacher Jokes,  
    
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this is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

i see what you did there
this is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

i see what you did there


Memes,  Funny Text Posts,  
    
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what if wet dreams

are really just a result of gst sex?
what if wet dreams

are really just a result of gst sex?


Wet Dream Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  Ghost Jokes,  
    
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let's try having sex before we rush into dating
let's try having sex before we rush into dating

Funny Jokes,  Dating Jokes,  
    
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when your  is roughy 9 inches long with a 6 inch girth & when you slide it in she doesn't gasp or moan
when your is roughy 9 inches long with a 6 inch girth & when you slide it in she doesn't gasp or moan

    
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hey girl

as much as i would love to spend post game sing with you, i'm gonna make you a grilled cheese instead
hey girl

as much as i would love to spend post game sing with you, i'm gonna make you a grilled cheese instead


Spooning Jokes,  Hey Girl Meme,  Sandwich Jokes,  
    
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when they think they put u to sleep after sex but u just tired from work
when they think they put u to sleep after sex but u just tired from work

Women Humor,  Tired Jokes,  
    
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