Samoan Jokes

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There was a Samoan man, a English man and a Maori man having a few beers in a Bar when this pretty chick walks in.

If any of you guys can put liver and cheese in a sentence, Ill be yours forever.

So the Maori man quickly say I hate liver and cheese

The chick says sorry any one can say that

Then the English man says I love liver and cheese

The chick says any one can say that as well

Then the Samoan man says hey you fellas liver alone, cheese mine.

Accent Jokes,  Bar Jokes,  Men Jokes  

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How do you spot a Samoan guy in Las Vegas?

A: He's the 350 pound ape playing the parking meters.

Vegas Jokes,  Ape Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes One Liners  

A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to Samoan man kneeling at a grave.

The Samoan man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating " Oh my goodness! Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

The Samoan man took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."

Cemetery Jokes,  Wife Humor  

Q) How do you create a Samoan?

A) Sandblast an ape.

Ape Jokes,  Mean Jokes,  Good Jokes And Riddles  

Did you hear about the Samoan alcoholic?

His name is Meke falafa tasofa.

Alcoholic Jokes,  Joke Names,  

Q) What do you call a 300 pound Samoan girl?

A) Anorexic

Anorexia Jokes,  Fat Girl Jokes  

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