Salad Jokes

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"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."
"Mmmm...these would go great with my seizure salad."

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girl: omg it's too big! i can't believe u fit all that in one bowl.

dad: trust me kids. no one tosses a salad better than your mom. she can fit things in places u wouldn't imagine.
girl: omg it's too big! i can't believe u fit all that in one bowl.

dad: trust me kids. no one tosses a salad better than your mom. she can fit things in places u wouldn't imagine.


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When you tryna be healthy so you eat a salad but it takes like dirt and sadness
When you tryna be healthy so you eat a salad but it takes like dirt and sadness

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When ur co-workers assume that u brought ir lil garden salad again and don't even attempt to ask you out to lunch anymore
When ur co-workers assume that u brought ir lil garden salad again and don't even attempt to ask you out to lunch anymore

Memes,  Pepe The Frog Memes,  Lunch Memes,  
    
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"Eat more salads"

Me:
"Eat more salads"

Me:


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This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.
This'll get more attention than that silly salad they named after you.

Julius Caesar Jokes,  Target Jokes,  Ancient Rome Jokes,  
    
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''Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.''
''Go ask Caesar what he wants in his salad.''

Julius Caesar Jokes,  Food Puns,  
    
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''It's a Brutus Salad, sir.''
''It's a Brutus Salad, sir.''

Julius Caesar Jokes,  History Jokes,  
    
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steak and  day?

i'm having salad and a !
steak and day?

i'm having salad and a !


Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Mr Bean Memes,  
    
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Salad?

You mean the food that my food eats
Salad?

You mean the food that my food eats


Salad Memes,  Overly Manly Man Meme (theme),  
    
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When he takes you out on a date and expects you just to order a salad
When he takes you out on a date and expects you just to order a salad

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Who ordered the caesar salad ?
Who ordered the caesar salad ?

Ancient Roman Jokes,  Roman Jokes For Kids,  
    
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Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas.

It's called balance.
Some days you eat salads and go to the gym. Some days you eat 20 tacos and drink margaritas.

It's called balance.


Memes,  Diet Memes,  Funny Diet Quotes,  
    
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when i try to make a salad

aww, i ed it up.
when i try to make a salad

aww, i ed it up.


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