Riddle Jokes Funny

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What happens once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years?

The letter M!

Jokes Of The Day For Kids,  Fun Jokes For Kids And Riddles  

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How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

45. One to change the bulb and 44 to do the paperwork.

Light Bulbs Jokes,  Paperwork Jokes,  

Whats a circus masters favourite type of cigarette?

A roll-up.

Circus Jokes,  Cigarette Jokes,  

Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

Music Jokes,  Brain Teaser Questions  

What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

A yam session!

Potato Puns,  Musical Puns,  

Question: Where was the declaration of independence signed?

Answer: At the bottom of the page!

Independence Day Jokes,  Trick Question Jokes,  

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?

Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.

Wordplay Jokes,  Brain Teaser Riddles,  Funny Word Jokes  

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QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

Congress Jokes,  Jokes On Government,  

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Ghost Jokes,  Letter Jokes,  Good Halloween Jokes For Kids  

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

"Ive become attached to you."

Envelope Jokes,  Stamp Jokes,  

Q: Why did Donovan McNabb cross the road?

A: To get to the hospital on the other side.

Cross The Road,  Hospital Jokes,  

Q: How many New York Jets fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!

Light Bulbs Jokes,  New York Jets Jokes,  

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

Light Bulb Jokes,  Politician Jokes,  

Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?

A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.

Funny Suicide Jokes,  Brain Teaser Riddles  

Q: If a buttercup is yellow then what color is a hiccup?

A: Burr-ple!

Random Jokes,  Color Jokes  

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