Retard Jokes One Liners

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Arguing on Facebook is like running in the Special Olympics

Even if you win, you're still retarded
Arguing on Facebook is like running in the Special Olympics

Even if you win, you're still retarded


Special Olympics Jokes,  Hilarious Jokes For Facebook,  
    
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I wish someone looked at me the way Brendan Dassey looks at nothing
I wish someone looked at me the way Brendan Dassey looks at nothing

Making A Murderer Meme,  Slow People Jokes,  Funny Single Quotes,  
    
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Are you

Retarded?
Are you

Retarded?


Memes,  Retarded Jokes,  
    
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I can count to potato

Calls you retard
But he's the one with retard in his gene pool...
I can count to potato

Calls you retard
But he's the one with retard in his gene pool...


Demotivational Posters,  Gene Pool Jokes,  I Can Count To Potato (theme),  
    
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OK...

Now lets get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard
OK...

Now lets get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard


Memes,  South Park Memes,  Funny Jokes For Teachers,  
    
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Did you guys hear about Brett Favre?

He finally announces he's retarded
Did you guys hear about Brett Favre?

He finally announces he's retarded


Memes,  Brett Favre Jokes,  
    
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Have you ever retard

So much like Marcus?
Have you ever retard

So much like Marcus?


Funny Jokes,  Marcus Jokes,  
    
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i only have sex at night because the sperm is asleep which means i won't get pregnant and makes me a virgin
i only have sex at night because the sperm is asleep which means i won't get pregnant and makes me a virgin

Memes,  Retard Jokes To Text,  
    
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*hits blunt*
if i try to fail, and i succeed, which one did i do?
*hits blunt*
if i try to fail, and i succeed, which one did i do?


Memes,  
    
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S/O 2 all da chix wit the retarded hand who take pix like this
S/O 2 all da chix wit the retarded hand who take pix like this

Memes,  Shout Out Jokes,  
    
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I'm sure nobody will ever see this because there are so many comments, but sometimes I go out into my mother's garden and bury myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot
I'm sure nobody will ever see this because there are so many comments, but sometimes I go out into my mother's garden and bury myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot

Memes,  Funny Comments,  Funny Facebook Comments,  
    
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what a

ing re
what a

ing re


Funny Jokes,  Funny Rude Images,  
    
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i'm naked under these clothes. i'm such a
i'm naked under these clothes. i'm such a

Relatable Posts,  Naked Jokes,  
    
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.

Relatable Posts,  Good Sms Jokes,  
    
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