Reptile Puns

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How did Dinosaurs decorate their bedrooms?

With rep-tiles!
How did Dinosaurs decorate their bedrooms?

With rep-tiles!


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Iguana be loved by you
Iguana be loved by you

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All iguana do is have some fun.
All iguana do is have some fun.

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Q: What do you call a lizard that sings?

A: A Rap-tile
Q: What do you call a lizard that sings?

A: A Rap-tile


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I never metamorphosis I didn't like
I never metamorphosis I didn't like

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you'd be cranky too if you had

a reptile dysfunction
you'd be cranky too if you had

a reptile dysfunction


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why couldn't the lizard get his wife pregnant?

he suffered from reptile dysfunction
why couldn't the lizard get his wife pregnant?

he suffered from reptile dysfunction


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don't hiss me off!
don't hiss me off!

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Q: What do you call a lizard that sings for Bad Boy Records?

A: A Rap-tile!


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What happens when a frogs car breaks down?

He gets toad away.


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What is a crocodiles favourite game?

Snap


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A guy walks into a bar and as he sits down on a barstool he notices there's a lizard on stage telling jokes.

The guy asks the bartender, "What's with the lizard?"

The bartender replies, "Oh he's the stand up chameleon."


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What kind of flooring do alligator hunters use? Reptiles!

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What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

A snake in the brass!


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