Railroad Jokes

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Pathan Yar and Sattar are in a railway station.

Yar asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Airport?"

"No," answers the Railway man.

"Can I?" asks Sattar.


Pathan Jokes,  Car And Train Jokes  
    
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How does Sardar cheat the railways??

He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!
How does Sardar cheat the railways??

He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!


Funny Jokes,  Desi Jokes,  Sardarji Jokes,  
    
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In France, it is illegal to kiss on railways.
In France, it is illegal to kiss on railways.

Funny Facts,  Funny Laws,  France Jokes,  
    
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what do blondes and railway tracks in common

i dont know why. 

they have both been laid all around the country 

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worth it
what do blondes and railway tracks in common

i dont know why.

they have both been laid all around the country

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worth it


Meme,  Blond Jokes,  
    
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why is a cheerleader like railway tracks?

cause she's been laid all over the country!
why is a cheerleader like railway tracks?

cause she's been laid all over the country!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Cheerleader Jokes,  
    
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Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

Good Yo Momma Jokes,  
    
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Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-- can I follow the
railroad tracks?

A: Sure, it's only four thousand miles, take lots of water.


Traveling Jokes,  Funny Question Jokes  
    
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Q. Why is an Essex girl like railway tracks?

A. 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.


Funny Comparison Jokes,  Essex Girl Jokes  
    
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What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind, the other minds the train.


Train Jokes,  Teacher Puns,  Train Puns  
    
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What do you call a pretend railway?

A play station!


Playstation Jokes,  Gamer Jokes  
    
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What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers?

Oh good! A chew chew train!


Train Jokes,  Monster Jokes  
    
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Q:Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?

A:She's been laid all over the country.


Social Life Jokes,  Student Jokes,  Sorority Jokes  
    
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go me railroad

you are drunk
go me railroad

you are drunk


Drunk Memes (theme),  Hilarious Pictures,  Epic Fail,  
    
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Man sits on rails, gets hit by a train.

Train Gif,  Funny Gif  
    
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