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Philosoraptor
What do you get when see a philosopher who was running his mouth and then gets eaten by a raptor? That’s right, you guessed it. A Philosoraptor. You’re not too extraordinary that you can’t get advice from a Philosoraptor. So what? You too good to get help? Yeah, yeah I know it’s weird but the due is dropping knowledge.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny philosoraptor jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
If light travels faster than sound

How come I hear the person behind us honk before the light turns green
If light travels faster than sound

How come I hear the person behind us honk before the light turns green


Honk Jokes,  Driving Memes,  
    
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If a pickle is in trouble, does it still say it is in a pickle?

Or in a human?
If a pickle is in trouble, does it still say it is in a pickle?

Or in a human?


Pickle Puns,  Human Jokes,  
    
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if i have two bottles of goose

is it geese?
if i have two bottles of goose

is it geese?


Jokes Drinking,  Alcohol Jokes,  Goose Puns,  
    
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Could a man with one arm 

Buy clothing from a secondhand store?
Could a man with one arm

Buy clothing from a secondhand store?


One Arm Jokes,  Clothing Jokes,  
    
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Why are they called wisdom teeth 

When we remove them once they grow in?
Why are they called wisdom teeth

When we remove them once they grow in?


Wisdom Teeth Jokes,  Teeth Joke,  
    
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Why are "Arkansas" and "Kansas"

Pronounced differently
Why are "Arkansas" and "Kansas"

Pronounced differently


Jokes About Arkansas,  Kansas Jokes,  
    
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if i'm rny on my birthday

suld i celibate?
if i'm rny on my birthday

suld i celibate?


Celibacy Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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New Mexico

Neither new, nor Mexico
New Mexico

Neither new, nor Mexico


New Mexico Jokes,  Mexico Jokes,  
    
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If salt kills slugs

Does pepper make slugs invincible?
If salt kills slugs

Does pepper make slugs invincible?


Slug Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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If Julius Caesar was so bad

Then why did everyone love him?
If Julius Caesar was so bad

Then why did everyone love him?


Julius Caesar Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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if jesus was a jew

then why doesn't he crack any jokes?
if jesus was a jew

then why doesn't he crack any jokes?


Jesus Jokes,  Offensive Jewish Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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If theres a camp for children with adhd?

Wouldnt it be called concentration camp?
If theres a camp for children with adhd?

Wouldnt it be called concentration camp?


Jokes About Adhd,  Adhd Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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If someone is born on leap day

Does that mean they only age once every four years
If someone is born on leap day

Does that mean they only age once every four years


Leap Day Meme,  Leap Year Meme,  
    
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If Thomas Edison were alive today

Would he have to pay his Con Edison bill?
If Thomas Edison were alive today

Would he have to pay his Con Edison bill?


Thomas Edison Jokes,  Philosoraptor Meme (theme),  
    
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What appeared above peoples heads when they had an idea

Before lightbulbs were invented?
What appeared above peoples heads when they had an idea

Before lightbulbs were invented?


Light Bulb Jokes,  Philosoraptor Memes,  
    
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