Penn State Jokes

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Q: What are the best four years of an Penn State grads life?

A: Third grade

Elementary School Jokes,  Dumb Person Jokes  

Q: What do you call a Penn State football player with a championship ring?

A: A thief!

College Football Jokes,  Thief Jokes,  

Q: What's the difference between a Penn State football player and a dollar?

A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.

Dollar Jokes,  Funny Football Sayings,  

Q: What do Penn State and pot have in common?

A: They both get smoked in bowls!

Pot Jokes,  

Q: How many Nittany Lions does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. Lava lamps dont burn out man!

Light Bulbs Jokes,  Penn State Nittany Lions Jokes,  

Q: What is a Penn State fan's favorite whine?

A: "We can't beat Michigan."

Whine Jokes,  Michigan State Jokes,  

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Q: What do Penn State and Pittsburgh students have in common?

A: They both got in to University of Pittsburgh!

Pennsylvania Jokes,  College Humor Jokes  

Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Penn State campus?

A. An undergraduate degree.

College Humor Jokes,  Funny Driving Quotes  

Q: What does the average Penn State University student get on his SAT?

A: Drool.

Jokes About Exams,  Pennsylvania State Jokes  

This weeks PSU game: Cornhuskers versus Cornholers. Next weeks game: Buckeyes versus Browneyes

Penn State Nittany Lions Jokes,  Offensive Gay Jokes,  

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