Pelican Jokes

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Pelican jokesThat awkward moment when your mouth looks like a urinal.
Pelicans are some weird looking birds, I’m sorry but they are. There is not one thing on a Pelican that you would consider remotely cute about an animal with a mouth that looks like a urinal. Their mouth is the biggest of their body that alone can make you draw some other conclusions.

Here we’ve added the most popular and viral pelican jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you’re browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
You need to be a pelican

Not a peli-cant
You need to be a pelican

Not a peli-cant


Funny Motivational Sayings,  Funny Encouraging Quotes,  
    
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When someone eats the last

Slice of pizza
When someone eats the last

Slice of pizza


Pizza Jokes,  Hungry Jokes,  
    
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That awkward moment when your mouth looks like a urinal.
That awkward moment when your mouth looks like a urinal.

Funny Toilet Images,  Mouth Jokes,  
    
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My Grandma got bit by a Pelican on the pier and then began to scold it.
My Grandma got bit by a Pelican on the pier and then began to scold it.

Grandma Jokes,  The Most Funny Pictures,  
    
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Gonna get right to work

After I check out these spring break bikini pics from three years ago of an okay looking girl I kind of know
Gonna get right to work

After I check out these spring break bikini pics from three years ago of an okay looking girl I kind of know


Funny Procrastination Quotes,  Work Humor Jokes,  
    
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Yo dawg I heard you like pelicans

So I filled your pelican case full of pelicans so you can open a pelican to play with pelicans
Yo dawg I heard you like pelicans

So I filled your pelican case full of pelicans so you can open a pelican to play with pelicans


Yo Dawg (theme),  Silly Animal Jokes,  
    
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Mmmmh this fish is deeelish!
Mmmmh this fish is deeelish!

Fish Jokes,  Animals Funny Images,  
    
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Don't talkghl

Withpth your mouthpth full
Don't talkghl

Withpth your mouthpth full


Funny Advice,  Eating Jokes,  
    
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Fly pelican

Come on, meing!
Fly pelican

Come on, meing!


Movie Meme,  Funny Animal Quotes,  
    
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Ladies, this beak is good

For more than just eating
Ladies, this beak is good

For more than just eating


Eating Jokes,  Funny Animal Jokes,  
    
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i see what you ing did there.
i see what you ing did there.

I See What You Did There (theme),  Animals Funny Photos,  
    
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i'm a ing pelican
i'm a ing pelican

Unpopular Opinion Puffin (theme),  Funny Meme Images,  
    
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