Pathan Jokes

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Once a Pathan was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.

This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Pathan deserved more service.

So, when the Pathan fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.

When the station arrived, the Pathan was woken up, and he went home.

Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.

Said his wife "What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"

Barber Jokes,  List Of Best Jokes  

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."

Pathan looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

Dead Bird Jokes,  Stupid One Liner Jokes,  Top Anti Jokes  

The doctor told Pathan that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos.

At the end of 300 days, Pathan called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

"What's the problem ?" asked the doctor.

"I'm 2400 kms from home."

Hilarious Short Jokes,  Funny Medical Jokes  

Pathan is in Quetta . He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Pathan says "Yes".

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Pathan figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Pathan is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

The Pathan gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

Great Clean Jokes,  Funny Joke List  

Pathan got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate

"Mother: Pathan (doubtfully). Father: Pathan. Kid: Chinese."

"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Pathans?"

"Aah, Pathan read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Very Funny Chinese Jokes,  Top Ten Funniest Jokes Ever  

Having lost his donkey a Pathan, got down to his knees and started thanking God.

A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

The Pathan replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

Donkey Jokes,  List Of Short Funny Jokes  

Why did 18 Pathans go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

Movie One Liners,  Corny Joke List  

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What do smart Pathan and UFOs have in common?

You always hear about them but you never see them.

Ufo Jokes,  Good Clean Jokes One Liners  

Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?

They think their picture is being taken.

Lightning Jokes,  List Of Short Jokes  

What do you do when a Pathan throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Weapon Jokes,  Foreigner Jokes  

Pathan Yar and Sattar are in a railway station.

Yar asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Airport?"

"No," answers the Railway man.

"Can I?" asks Sattar.

Railroad Jokes,  Car And Train Jokes  

Why can't Pathan dial 911?

They can not find the eleven on the phone

911 Jokes,  Jokes Clean,  Funny Clean Jokes One Liners  

Sattar G with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your other ear?"

"The scoundrel (Yar) called back."

Ear Joke,  Ironing Jokes  

Pathan is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"

Pathan replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

Foreign Jokes,  Pakistan Jokes  

What do you call a Pathan who has only one drink?

Just-one Khan.

Drinking Jokes One Liners,  Adult One Liners  

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