The famous Welsh ship owner, Mr Lloyd, was having his house built on a large piece of land just outside Cardiff.He said to the architect, "Don't disturb that tree over there because I had my first bit of sex under that tree!""How sentimental of you Mr. Lloyd," replied the architect, "That very tree huh?""Yep, that's right," continued Mr Lloyd, "And don't damage that tree on the other side because that's where her mother stood and watched me have my first bit of sex with her daughter!""Wha t?" replied the architect, "Her mother just stood there and watched you have your way with her daughter?""Yep ," said Mr Lloyd, "she sure did!""But Mr Lloyd," said the architect, "didn't she say anything?""Yes she sure as hell did," smiled Mr Lloyd, "She said BAAAAAAAAAA!"
One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer. All the other men in the bar looked at him and the barman asked, "You're not from around here, are you sir?"
"No," replied the man, "I am from London."
"So, boy," said the barman, "What do you do for a living then?""I'm a taxidermist." replied the man."A taxidermist?" asked the barman, "What's one of them then?""Well,&q uot; replied the man, "I mount animals."
The barman then turned to all the other Welshmen in the bar and said, "It's ok lads, he's one of us!"
Two Welshmen were rounding up their sheep when one of the ewes suddenly ran into a fence and got it's head stuck. The two men ran over to the fence and one of them said to the other, "Hey, boyo, this is too good an opportunity to pass up!
"The man unzipped his trousers, yanked out his cock and fucked the ewe for ten minutes until he finally came inside it. After he finished he looked at his friend and said, "That was bloody marvellous, mate. D'you fancy a go then?"
"Bloody right I do!" replied the other man, as he unzipped his trousers and stuck his head through the fence.16)
The Welsh farmer's wife gave him a plate of grass for his dinner."What the hell is this?" he screamed."Well,&quo t; replied his wife, "If it's good enough for your girlfriend, then it's good enough for you!"