Deeez nuts! Sorry I couldn’t resist but enjoy some interesting and hilarious nut puns like eating a full bag of nuts leaving you with an empty nut sack. Girls be on the low be calling their girlfriends Nutty buddies because that’s her slut girlfriend who’s been catching nuts from mad dudes from the nightclub when they go out.
Here we’ve added the most popular and viral funny nut puns and jokes from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.
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