Nurse Jokes One Liners

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How the people see me

The first year in the hospital
How the people see me

The first year in the hospital


Memes,  Hospital Jokes One Liners,  Jokes On Doctor,  
    
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When a nurse asks you to rate your pain...this is a 10
When a nurse asks you to rate your pain...this is a 10

Memes,  Pain Jokes,  Olympic Jokes,  
    
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Trying to leave a patient's room but they keep on talking
Trying to leave a patient's room but they keep on talking

Memes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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Nurse manager: Did you really tell your patient if he gets out of bed one more time you'd tie him to the bed?

No!
Nurse manager: Did you really tell your patient if he gets out of bed one more time you'd tie him to the bed?

No!


Memes,  Funny Movie Memes,  
    
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When your patient runs out of IV fluid but you realize you haven't posted on IG today
When your patient runs out of IV fluid but you realize you haven't posted on IG today

Memes,  Funny Selfies,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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nurse! - my butt is loose!

that's great news mr dobbins! i couldn't face another manual dissimpactation today!
nurse! - my butt is loose!

that's great news mr dobbins! i couldn't face another manual dissimpactation today!


    
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"you clean him up! you're the one w gave him sleeping tablets and a laxative!"
"you clean him up! you're the one w gave him sleeping tablets and a laxative!"

Laxative Jokes,  Poop Jokes List,  Poop Jokes One Liners,  
    
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When people ask how

Nursing school is going

I feel like I'm dyin' inside
When people ask how

Nursing school is going

I feel like I'm dyin' inside


Memes,  Funny School Quotes,  
    
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The hospital requires all of our nursing staff to be educated to degree level, nurse Pittwalter's is in Post-Neoclassical endogenous growth theory.
The hospital requires all of our nursing staff to be educated to degree level, nurse Pittwalter's is in Post-Neoclassical endogenous growth theory.

Diploma Jokes,  Funny Nurse Comics,  Funny Nursing Quotes,  
    
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Do I need to go? 

Never pass up the opportunity to pee!!
Do I need to go?

Never pass up the opportunity to pee!!


Opportunity Jokes,  Nurse Memes,  
    
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A old Chinese saying

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient
A old Chinese saying

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient


Funny Love Advice,  Funny Chinese Sayings,  
    
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Her: I'm a nurse

Me: You're a CNA
Her: I'm a nurse

Me: You're a CNA


Memes,  Lier Jokes,  Jokes About Liers,  
    
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Taking my patients socks off ... skin cellls be like
Taking my patients socks off ... skin cellls be like

Memes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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Get asked which gym you go to

The one where you move 300+ lbs patients all day
Get asked which gym you go to

The one where you move 300+ lbs patients all day


Memes,  Gym Humor,  Nursing Jokes One Liners,  
    
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refuses bath all week

complains to family that she hasn't been given a bath all week
refuses bath all week

complains to family that she hasn't been given a bath all week


Memes,  Patient Jokes,  
    
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