Nerdy Chat Up Lines

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Does your body contain oxygen and neon 

Because you are the ONe
Does your body contain oxygen and neon

Because you are the ONe


Neon Jokes,  Oxygen Jokes,  
    
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Glad you're not dinosaur DNA. Because if you were, Jurassic Park would try to clone you. 

And I want you all to myself
Glad you're not dinosaur DNA. Because if you were, Jurassic Park would try to clone you.

And I want you all to myself


Howard Wolowitz Meme,  Science Chat Up Lines,  
    
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hey baby, wanna head to my place

and play magic of the gathering with my friends?
hey baby, wanna head to my place

and play magic of the gathering with my friends?


Magic: The Gathering Jokes,  Nerdy Pick Up Lines,  
    
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You're the Obi Wan for me
You're the Obi Wan for me

Memes,  Star Wars Puns,  
    
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Tonight this Han

Doesn't want to fly solo
Tonight this Han

Doesn't want to fly solo


Cheesy Pick Up Lines,  Star Wars Puns,  Jedi Meme,  
    
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i wish i was your calculus mework

because then i'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk
i wish i was your calculus mework

because then i'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk


Memes,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second

mind if i join in?
billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second

mind if i join in?


Memes,  Science Chat Up Lines,  Howard Wolowitz Meme,  
    
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Are you liquid nitrogen? 

Because you just changed my homeostasis
Are you liquid nitrogen?

Because you just changed my homeostasis


Memes,  Nitrogen Jokes,  
    
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hey baby, lets calculate

our coefficient of friction
hey baby, lets calculate

our coefficient of friction


Memes,  
    
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Sup babe.

I'll be your Final Fantasy
Sup babe.

I'll be your Final Fantasy


Memes,  Geeky Chat Up Lines,  
    
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yo girl

this bed is two player
yo girl

this bed is two player


Meme,  Nintendo Memes,  
    
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Do you got a free port for me to plug into?

Filthy Chat Up Lines,  Geeky Chat Up Lines  
    
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hey girl, did you get tse pants on sale?

'cuz they're 100% off at my place
KAPPITS (4)
Keagan: big one
Keagan: king
Keagan: 101
Keagan: bdbss
hey girl, did you get tse pants on sale?

'cuz they're 100% off at my place


Greatest Chat Up Lines,  Cheesey Chat Up Lines,  Chat Up Lines For Men,  
    
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My docking station or yours?


New Chat Up Lines,  Geeky Chat Up Lines,  
    
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How come I know the hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 7 digits of your phone number?

Geeky Chat Up Lines,  100 Chat Up Lines,  Phone Number Joke,  
    
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