Nasty Blonde Jokes

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Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A. More headroom

Adult Blonde Jokes,  

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Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?

A. Bobbing for chips.

Nose Puns,  Adult Blonde Jokes,  

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

Adult Blonde Jokes  

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?

A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Adult Blonde Jokes  

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Bad Blonde Jokes,  

Q: Why did God give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows?

A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

Nasty Blonde Humor,  Cow Jokes,  

Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out of a blonde's mouth?

A: Einstein's dick.

Albert Einstein Jokes,  Adult Blonde Jokes  

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Iron Jokes,  Adult Blonde Jokes,  

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?

A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

Mean Jokes,  Good Mean Jokes,  Blonde Insults,  

What do you call a blonde with braces?

A pecker wrecker.

Blond Joke,  Braces Insults,  

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