Most Funny Quotes

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My dentist said I need a crown I was like I know, right?
My dentist said I need a crown I was like I know, right?

Funny Quotes,  Dentist Joke,  Good Dentist Jokes,  
    
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you ever meet somebody and just want to crawl inside their head to see what the  goes on in there?
you ever meet somebody and just want to crawl inside their head to see what the goes on in there?

Funny Jokes,  Jokes About People,  
    
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don't you hate it when you're having a conversation with a few people then you leave and you just know they're talkin  about you? ....god i hate my family
don't you hate it when you're having a conversation with a few people then you leave and you just know they're talkin about you? ....god i hate my family

Funny Quotes,  Family Jokes,  
    
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I just need a break from everything for a year or a century
I just need a break from everything for a year or a century

Funny Jokes,  Funny Quotes Of The Day 2015,  
    
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if you can upload a picture of you crying ain't  wrong with you
if you can upload a picture of you crying ain't wrong with you

Funny Jokes,  Crying Jokes,  Funny Short Quotes,  
    
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Sometimes when life is treating u rough u just gotta eat the peanut butter straight outta the jar
Sometimes when life is treating u rough u just gotta eat the peanut butter straight outta the jar

Funny Jokes,  Funny Life Sayings,  Funny Food Quotes,  
    
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Once in a while someone amazing comes along..

And here I am
Once in a while someone amazing comes along..

And here I am


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 the ing ers before the ing ers  you.
the ing ers before the ing ers you.

Funny Jokes,  Best Funny One Liners,  
    
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i might look calm, but in my head i've punched you in the face three times.
i might look calm, but in my head i've punched you in the face three times.

Funny Jokes,  Best Funny One Liners,  Punch Jokes,  
    
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I get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth
I get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth

Funny Quotes,  Rich People Jokes,  Fashion Jokes,  
    
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let's get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the  am i awake
let's get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the am i awake

Funny Quotes,  Waking Up Jokes,  Humor Joke Of The Day,  
    
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Some people will call you babe baby, bae, send you cute messages, say they miss you, make you feel special & do the same for 3 other ppl.
Some people will call you babe baby, bae, send you cute messages, say they miss you, make you feel special & do the same for 3 other ppl.

Funny Quotes,  Real Life Quotes,  
    
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anybody know w much okers charge to cuddle?
anybody know w much okers charge to cuddle?

Funny Quotes,  Cuddle Jokes,  
    
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Don't hit my phone wit the "could be us..." - No, it could not.
Don't hit my phone wit the "could be us..." - No, it could not.

Memes,  This Could Be Us Memes,  Short Funny Jokes To Tweet,  
    
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If your phone battery last you all day, it's because no one likes you.
If your phone battery last you all day, it's because no one likes you.

Funny Quotes,  Battery Jokes,  Battery Life Jokes,  
    
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