Moses Jokes

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Moses jokes
Whether you’ve ever read the Bible or not most people have heard a story or two about Moses. He brews coffee/tea (get it?). Dang girl your part wider than Moses and the Red Sea. Moses is always described as the person that delivered messages directly from God, one of the messages being the 10 commandments. The various interpretations of that alone lead to plenty of Moses jokes.

Here we have the collection funniest Moses jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched and found any and everything funny, popular or viral to share here with you. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
The basket that Moses floated down the Nile River in?

It's got some water damage bro, best I can do is ten bucks
The basket that Moses floated down the Nile River in?

It's got some water damage bro, best I can do is ten bucks


Memes,  Reality Tv Jokes,  
    
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How Moses look at his mom when she was dropping him in the river

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How Moses look at his mom when she was dropping him in the river

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Meme History,  Biblical Jokes,  
    
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Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews to the battle of Geritol.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the hebrews to the battle of Geritol.

Joshua Jokes,  Funny Bible Jokes,  
    
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Barber: What do you want

Guy: I want Moses to get the Israelites across the sea 

Barber: I got you fam
Barber: What do you want

Guy: I want Moses to get the Israelites across the sea

Barber: I got you fam


Barber Jokes,  Hair Cut Jokes,  
    
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'' sorry i'm late. . . did he say anything about same-sex marriage?
'' sorry i'm late. . . did he say anything about same-sex marriage?

Gay Humor,  Funny Religious Comics,  
    
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"I think I separated my shoulder."
"I think I separated my shoulder."

Shoulder Jokes,  Injury Jokes,  
    
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Moses as a mobster.
Moses as a mobster.

Mobster Jokes,  Biblical Jokes,  
    
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And then Moses said... "let my edges go"
And then Moses said... "let my edges go"

Memes,  Hair Fail,  
    
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R. Kelly out here looking like Moses
R. Kelly out here looking like Moses

R Kelly Meme,  Fashion Humor,  
    
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When Moses is your hair dresser...
When Moses is your hair dresser...

Memes,  Dead Azz Wrong,  
    
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So Moses doing hair now
So Moses doing hair now

Memes,  Selfie Memes,  
    
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.... then Moses spread out his hands and parted the red...
.... then Moses spread out his hands and parted the red...

Memes,  Omg Lol,  Hair Fail,  
    
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Barber: What you want?

Client: You heard of moses fam?

Barber: Say no more.
Barber: What you want?

Client: You heard of moses fam?

Barber: Say no more.


Memes,  Barber Jokes,  
    
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Let my babies go!
Let my babies go!

Funny Pictures,  Passover Memes,  
    
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Ramses

Y u no deliver my people?!
Ramses

Y u no deliver my people?!


Memes,  Y U No (theme),  Passover Meme,  
    
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