Morning Sms Jokes

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i hate when coworkers interrupt my trap music to say good morning.  i'm selling dope in my head i ain't got time to be friendly!
i hate when coworkers interrupt my trap music to say good morning. i'm selling dope in my head i ain't got time to be friendly!

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the morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. the sunrise is such a pervert.
the morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. the sunrise is such a pervert.

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I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning and I never learn.
I stay up late every night and realize it's a bad idea every morning and I never learn.

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That awkward moment during a sleepover when you are the first one to wake up and have nothing to do.
That awkward moment during a sleepover when you are the first one to wake up and have nothing to do.

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Dear human, you get mad at me when I wake you, you get mad at me when I don't. Sincerely, confused alarm clock.
Dear human, you get mad at me when I wake you, you get mad at me when I don't. Sincerely, confused alarm clock.

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I will never understand neckties. What good is it to start the day by tying a mini noose around your neck?
I will never understand neckties. What good is it to start the day by tying a mini noose around your neck?

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One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock.
One of the best feelings in the world is not having to set your alarm clock.

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Forgetting to remove your contact lenses and waking up the next morning thinking your blindness was cured.
Forgetting to remove your contact lenses and waking up the next morning thinking your blindness was cured.

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Having an awesome dream and just when you get to the best part, the alarm goes off.
Having an awesome dream and just when you get to the best part, the alarm goes off.

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'I hate chocolate, cake, cookies, and ice cream!' Said no one ever.
'I hate chocolate, cake, cookies, and ice cream!' Said no one ever.

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My bed is so much more comfortable first thing in the morning.
My bed is so much more comfortable first thing in the morning.

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That annoying moment when the outfit you want to wear is in the laundry.
That annoying moment when the outfit you want to wear is in the laundry.

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It's funny how fast you can get up in the morning, once you realized you've overslept.
It's funny how fast you can get up in the morning, once you realized you've overslept.

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The only words I understand in the morning are 'go back to sleep' and 'bacon'.
The only words I understand in the morning are 'go back to sleep' and 'bacon'.

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