Medicine Joke

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Which savage supermarket puts these in the bottom shelf?
Which savage supermarket puts these in the bottom shelf?

Memes,  Store Jokes,  Savage Meme,  
    
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mom: well it's my son.. he vapes

doctor: ok, well i'll prescribe you the maximum amount

mom: my goodness.. could this be enough to kill him?

doctor: pefully
mom: well it's my son.. he vapes

doctor: ok, well i'll prescribe you the maximum amount

mom: my goodness.. could this be enough to kill him?

doctor: pefully


Memes,  Vape Memes,  Bad Doctor Jokes,  
    
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When your doctor starts prescribing the good stuff
When your doctor starts prescribing the good stuff

Memes,  Funny Cute Animal Pictures,  Doctor Humor,  
    
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pharmacist: here's your cough medicine little girl

girl: y'all  got any sprite?
pharmacist: here's your cough medicine little girl

girl: y'all got any sprite?


Memes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  Soda Jokes,  
    
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Sharon, you and I both know there is a pill wrapped in that slice of ham
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Jan: Jan, you and I both know there is a pill wrapped in that slice of ham.
Sharon, you and I both know there is a pill wrapped in that slice of ham

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When you've taken so much Adderall that it doesn't even work the way its suppose to anymore
When you've taken so much Adderall that it doesn't even work the way its suppose to anymore

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when you get together with the other old people and mash all your medications together and snort the powder
when you get together with the other old people and mash all your medications together and snort the powder

Memes,  Drug Jokes One Liners,  
    
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If you're happy and you know it,

It's your meds.
If you're happy and you know it,

It's your meds.


Memes,  Happy Meme,  
    
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when your parents ask "what happened to the "promethazine w/codeine syrup" that was in the medicine cabinet??"
when your parents ask "what happened to the "promethazine w/codeine syrup" that was in the medicine cabinet??"

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Why would you wait until you are completely out

To call in your prescription for refill?
Why would you wait until you are completely out

To call in your prescription for refill?


Annoyed Picard Meme,  Pharmacist Jokes,  Question Meme,  
    
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"Hi, Im here to pick up my Ambien. Is it ready?"

Oh of course! My only patient on Ambien.
"Hi, Im here to pick up my Ambien. Is it ready?"

Oh of course! My only patient on Ambien.


Pharmacist Jokes,  Good Humor,  Smart Alec Jokes,  
    
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What I do every day?

Decipher doctors scribbles and count pills five at a time.
What I do every day?

Decipher doctors scribbles and count pills five at a time.


Pharmacist Jokes,  Job Jokes,  
    
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It is my fault you ran out of medication before calling in refills?

Tell me again how you yell at your grocery store when you run out of food.
It is my fault you ran out of medication before calling in refills?

Tell me again how you yell at your grocery store when you run out of food.


Please Tell Me More Meme (theme),  Willy Wonka Memes,  Pharmacist Jokes,  
    
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What if the pharmacist never did understand the handwriting

And they have been just giving us random drugs
What if the pharmacist never did understand the handwriting

And they have been just giving us random drugs


Pharmacist Jokes,  Conspiracy Keanu (theme),  
    
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