Married Life Jokes

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In this section, we have added the most popular and best viral married life jokes from all over the Internet. We have searched all over the web and have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

Marriage is considered the end of freedom and the end of any kind of sex at all without the purpose of procreating. On this page, you will find jokes that refer to this and plenty of jokes about other things that make married life so miserable.

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when i get married
when i get married

Memes,  New Wife Jokes,  
    
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when i get married, ima be me waiting for babe like
when i get married, ima be me waiting for babe like

Memes,  Stewie Meme,  
    
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*when i think of my future marriage*
*when i think of my future marriage*

Memes,  Adult Marriage Jokes,  Fridge Meme,  
    
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Saw the look on his face so I went to give him a dollar. He gave it back & said "I'm not homeless.. I'm married"
Saw the look on his face so I went to give him a dollar. He gave it back & said "I'm not homeless.. I'm married"

Memes,  Depressed Jokes,  
    
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After 21 years of marriage my wife still leaves me little cute notes for me to ignore
After 21 years of marriage my wife still leaves me little cute notes for me to ignore

Funny Pictures,  Jokes On Marriage,  
    
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happy

steak

day

we're married.
happy

steak

day

we're married.


Steak And Blowjob Day Meme,  Jokes About Marriage,  
    
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husbands.67% of cats say this crazy lady won't shut the  up
33% of married women say their cats is a better listener then their

husbands.67% of cats say this crazy lady won't shut the up


Cat Lady Meme,  Shut Up Jokes,  Husband And Wife Jokes,  
    
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So Mary was married to Joseph but still a virgin. 

That must have been an awesome honeymoon.
So Mary was married to Joseph but still a virgin.

That must have been an awesome honeymoon.


Virgin Mary Jokes,  Virginity Jokes,  Joseph Jokes,  
    
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I'm married...

What will I do on Pinterest now?!
I'm married...

What will I do on Pinterest now?!


Funny Wedding Sayings,  Bride Jokes,  Pinterest Jokes,  
    
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when u tught your wife already left for work so u start twerkin in the kitchen then u hear your front door unlock
when u tught your wife already left for work so u start twerkin in the kitchen then u hear your front door unlock

Memes,  Marriage Humor,  
    
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when i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy...

my wife wever called them "wedding vows"
when i was 20 i took a vow of celibacy...

my wife wever called them "wedding vows"


Funny Jokes,  Marriage Humor,  
    
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I do

I do what she says
I do

I do what she says


Funny Pictures,  Marriage Humor,  Funny Mug Sayings,  
    
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I love my

Wife

Conflict Resolution: trying save his rag of a T shirt
I love my

Wife

Conflict Resolution: trying save his rag of a T shirt


Funny Pictures,  Funny Shirts,  Jokes On Marriage Life,  
    
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You know you're married when

You have 'look at' soap
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White People: You know you're white when you have this in your bathroom
White People: You know you're white when
You know you're married when

You have 'look at' soap


Memes,  Marriage Joke,  
    
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