One day a teacher was telling her class about even though a whale is so big it has a small throat and cant swallow people. Little Johnny got up and said what about Jonah and the teacher said it was impossible and he said when I get to heaven I'll ask him and the teacher said what if he didn't go to heaven and Little Johnny said then you ask him
A small British boy visiting Disney World for the first time. was very excited. He kept saying to his mother 'That's funny, Mum, inn't Mum' Mum innit funy. innit Mum, innit.' The mother tried to ignore him but in the end she turned to him and said irritably 'Johnny, I've told you before, it's not innit; it's in'tit'!