Leg Puns

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Here you will find the funniest leg day puns. We’ve taken anything funny or viral we could find, including what you’ve sent us, and added it here.

There are puns about any and everything you can think of. Legs aren’t any different. “You’re legs must be tired from running through my mind all day” or “What time do your legs open, I would love to dine in” are just a couple of puns you’ve probably heard before. Most puns are used as pick up lines. So they’re cheesy yet kinda funny.

We have the best collection of leg day puns on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
Seriously guys

Cut if off with the leg jokes
Seriously guys

Cut if off with the leg jokes


One Legged Man Jokes,  Clever Humor,  Leg Amputee Jokes,  
    
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Why is your leg glowing? 

Put your neon my desk and we'll see
Why is your leg glowing?

Put your neon my desk and we'll see


Neon Jokes,  Knee Puns,  
    
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Raymond knew it could damage his career, but he still went out on a limb.
Raymond knew it could damage his career, but he still went out on a limb.

One Legged Man Jokes,  One Legged Jokes,  
    
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Carl what is Hershel's favorite restaurant?

IHOP Carl.

You cut off his leg.

IHOP...
Carl what is Hershel's favorite restaurant?

IHOP Carl.

You cut off his leg.

IHOP...


Memes,  Walking Dead Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  
    
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I think Oscar Pistorius will be found guilty. 

He hasn't got a leg to stand on!
I think Oscar Pistorius will be found guilty.

He hasn't got a leg to stand on!


Memes,  Bad Joke Eel (theme),  Oscar Pistorius Jokes,  
    
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what did the cheerleaders left leg say to her right? 

as if they've ever met!
what did the cheerleaders left leg say to her right?

as if they've ever met!


Funny Jokes,  Funny Cheerleader Jokes,  
    
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They told me to break a leg...

I crippled their industry.
They told me to break a leg...

I crippled their industry.


Meme,  Broken Leg Joke,  Fancy Crab,  
    
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Pirate kitty

Has 4 peg legs
Pirate kitty

Has 4 peg legs


Memes,  Peg Leg Jokes,  Short Leg Jokes,  Extremely Funny One Liners,  
    
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nice legs

when do they open
nice legs

when do they open


Memes,  
    
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I heard her boyfriend doesn't train legs
I heard her boyfriend doesn't train legs

Boyfriend Jokes,  Funny Captions,  Training Jokes,  
    
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What did the white woman do after she spilled hot coffee on her legs?

File a lawsuit.


Lawsuit Jokes,  Coffee Humor,  Awesome Puns  
    
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Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition?

She was beaten by the microphone stand.


Witch Jokes,  Good Jokes That Make You Laugh  
    
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Q: What do you call a big irish spider?

A: Paddy long legs!


Irish Puns,  Spider Jokes,  Kid Riddles Jokes,  
    
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