Lawyer Jokes

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I think your witness is lying. This composite sketch looks exactly like Sean Connery!
I think your witness is lying. This composite sketch looks exactly like Sean Connery!

Sean Connery Jokes,  Crime Jokes,  
    
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Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose?

Accused: No. *cries into palms

Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.
Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose?

Accused: No. *cries into palms

Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again.


Funny Jokes,  Funny Baby Jokes,  Court Jokes,  
    
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It's an ad from a personal-injury lawyer!
It's an ad from a personal-injury lawyer!

Lawsuit Jokes,  Most Funny Images,  
    
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"We're being sued for filing a frivolous lawsuit!"
"We're being sued for filing a frivolous lawsuit!"

Lawsuit Jokes,  Legal Jokes,  
    
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"And remember, people, there are no frivolous lawsuits... Only frivolous attorneys!"
"And remember, people, there are no frivolous lawsuits... Only frivolous attorneys!"

Lawsuit Jokes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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"Let him who is without sin cast the first lawsuit"

"If Jesus had gone to Law School"
"Let him who is without sin cast the first lawsuit"

"If Jesus had gone to Law School"


Lawsuit Jokes,  Jesus Jokes,  
    
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'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'
'I always thought that was just a figure of speech.'

Speech Jokes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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'since you were born with wings, we'll argue that flying witut a license does not apply in your case...and if you'll sw up in court fully clothed, i think i can get the public nudity charge thrown out.'
'since you were born with wings, we'll argue that flying witut a license does not apply in your case...and if you'll sw up in court fully clothed, i think i can get the public nudity charge thrown out.'

Cupid Jokes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.
There was the cartoon showing two people fighting over a cow. One was pulling the cow by the tail; the other was pulling on the horns. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.

Cartoon Jokes,  Really Silly Jokes,  
    
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Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.
Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

Lawsuit Jokes,  Best Lawyer Quotes,  Funny One Liner,  
    
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why are you here?

oh yeah? me too!

i knowingly put an innocent man in prison

les!!

meanwhile in .......
why are you here?

oh yeah? me too!

i knowingly put an innocent man in prison

les!!

meanwhile in .......


Donald Trump Jokes,  Meanwhile In,  
    
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The real ride or die:

This lawyer
The real ride or die:

This lawyer


Memes,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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The lawyers in this law firm look like the cast of a tv show about lawyers
The lawyers in this law firm look like the cast of a tv show about lawyers

Funny Pictures,  Lawyer Humor,  
    
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oh, you want to quit?

did you forget what happened the last time someone tried to dump me?
oh, you want to quit?

did you forget what happened the last time someone tried to dump me?


Memes,  Jodi Arias Memes,  
    
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During the trial, a lawyer objected to the audiologist's testimony, calling it hearsay.

Court Humor,  Court Jokes,  Attorney Jokes,  
    
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