Kid Riddles

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Here is where we’ve included the funniest riddles for kids from all over the Internet. We have searched the web in its entirety and taken the best ones that we could find, including the ones you have sent out, and have added them here.

You will find the most hilarious kid riddles here in this section. Riddles like, ‘what do computers eat when they get hungry’, ‘what's a frogs favorite flower’ and ‘why was the boy sitting on his watch’ – these are just a few of the humorous family friendly riddles you will find here.

While you are here, we ask that you take time and enjoy our riddles, jokes and memes. You can rate all of your favorite ones and share with all of your friends. We are always adding new content to the site. So make sure you check back with us often.
Where do mummies go for a swim?

 To the dead sea!
Where do mummies go for a swim?

To the dead sea!

Mummy Jokes,  Egypt Puns,  

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Where is the largest diamond in New York City kept?

In Yankee Stadium.

Baseball Jokes For Kids,  Kid Jokes One Liners,  Diamond Jokes,  

Q: Did you hear the one about the redwood?

A: It's tere-mendous!

Arbor Day Jokes,  Tree Puns,  

What do computers eat when they get hungry?


School Appropriate Jokes,  Jokes For Little Kids,  5 Year Old Jokes,  

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!

Snail Jokes,  Good Kid Jokes,  Kid Riddles Jokes,  

Q. What do you call a grave digger?

A. Doug.

Kid Riddles Jokes,  Funny Clean Jokes For Kids,  Graveyard Jokes,  

If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?

Loch Jaws.

Name Jokes,  Shark Jokes,  Movie Puns,  

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

Fox Jokes,  Rabbit Puns,  Bunny Jokes,  

Q: What trees do ghouls like best?

A: Cemetrees!

Tree Puns,  Ghost Jokes,  Riddle Jokes,  

Q: Where do ghost trains stop?

A: At devil crossings.

Ghost Jokes,  Train Puns,  Devil Jokes,  

Q: What did one frog say to the other?

A: Times sure fun when youre having flies!

Frog Jokes,  Flies Jokes,  Insect Puns,  

Q: What is a frogs favorite time?

A: A Leap year!

Frog Jokes,  Time Jokes,  Animal Humor,  

Q: How did the witchs pet frog die?

A: He simply croaked!

Witch Jokes,  Frog Jokes,  Death Jokes,  

Q: Whats a frogs favorite flower?

A: A croakus!

Flower Jokes,  Frog Humor,  Plant Puns,  

What do you say when you meet a toad?

Wart's new.

Toad Jokes,  Animal Humor,  Frog Jokes,  

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