Kid Jokes And Riddles

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Why did the man put veggies all over the world?

He wanted peas on Earth.

Pea Jokes,  Earth Day Jokes,  Joke Of The Day,  

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Why did Mickey Mouse go up to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Pluto Jokes,  Space Jokes For Kids,  

Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet?
A. blood-thirsty hacker baby

Funny Vampire Jokes,  Funny Computer Facts,  

What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night!

Frog And Toad Jokes,  Great Kid Jokes  

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

You're under a VEST!

Great Kid Jokes,  Little Kid Jokes,  Jokes For Five Year Olds  

Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner?

A: "Let's quack this case!"

Detective Jokes,  Duck Jokes For Kids,  

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

Snowman Jokes For Kids,  Snow Jokes For Kids,  

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What is a zombies favorite lolly?

A gummy bear

Gummy Bear Jokes,  Good Kid Jokes  

Which creature walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?

Man. He crawls on all fours as a baby, then walks on two feet as an adult, and then walks with a cane as an old man.

Funny Jokes For Little Kids,  Top Ten Best Jokes  

Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor?

A: Lemon Slime.

Kid Appropriate Jokes,  Kid Friendly Jokes  

Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?

A: Birds of prey!

Bird Jokes For Kids,  Best Kid Jokes  

Q: Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

A: Because they're both full of stuffing!

Funny Little Kid Jokes,  Chicken Jokes For Kids,  Sofa Jokes,  

Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

A: They both have 'the' as their middle names!

Winnie The Pooh Jokes,  Teddy Bear Jokes,  

Can you spell jealousy with two letters?

NV (envy).

Jealousy Jokes,  Free Jokes Funny  

Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping.

Doctor: Well maybe its your bed.

Oh, Im all right at night, its in the day I have problems.

Corny Kid Jokes,  Good Kid Jokes,  Lame Jokes  

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