Kid Animal Jokes

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Looking for the awww or you silly effect? Just click on these kid animal jokes. These are sure to get that toddler rolling on the floor giggling and drooling. And the Harry Potter nations also get love in this section because else could you find magical animal jokes. An 8 year old never gets tired of those Owl jokes. Who? An eight year….never mind. Just relax your mind and let your conscious be free with plenty of jokes for kids, bird jokes, hamster jokes, duck jokes, peacock jokes, fish jokes, rabbit jokes, etc. What do you call a chicken that crossed the road? Of course it’s none other than poultry in motion because he and his boy turkey all got stuffed for the Thanksgiving Din Din.

We have the best collection of kid animal jokes on the Internet. We are always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are here, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends!
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A very happy birthday


Funny Happy Birthday Meme,  Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friends,  
    
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''Look buddy, I have a bill like a duck, a body like an otter, a tail like a beaver, and in about five minutes I have to go lay an egg. So you think you have problems?''
''Look buddy, I have a bill like a duck, a body like an otter, a tail like a beaver, and in about five minutes I have to go lay an egg. So you think you have problems?''

Otter Jokes,  Suicide Jokes,  
    
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Alex!

Marty!

Omg they do exist!
Alex!

Marty!

Omg they do exist!


Memes,  Funny Animal Posters,  Movie Humor,  
    
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Wait...

These are not my glasses
Wait...

These are not my glasses


Memes,  Glasses Jokes,  Glasses Jokes,  
    
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What do you feed a race horse?

Fast food
What do you feed a race horse?

Fast food


Memes,  Horse Jokes,  
    
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Whats green and red goes round and round?
bird?

When they're going "Cheep."


Color Jokes,  Funny Bird Jokes,  
    
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.


Bird Jokes,  Good Animal Jokes  
    
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When the Dalmatian ran away, he was spotted two blocks from home.

Dalmatian Jokes,  Dog Jokes,  
    
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Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature which can live on water as well as the land.

Student: Frog.

Teacher: Another example.

Student: Another frog.


Animal Humor,  Student Humor,  Teacher Puns,  
    
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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

Snake Joke,  Good Long Jokes  
    
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Q: What do you call a sick eagle?

A: ill-eagle!


Eagle Jokes,  Animal Puns,  Jokes For 11 Year Olds,  
    
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Q: Where do magical animals go to jail?

A: Azkabarn


Harry Potter Puns,  Jail Jokes,  Jokes For 8 Year Olds,  
    
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What do you call a gorilla with bananas in its ears?

Anything you like, it can't hear you


Funny Kids Jokes,  Gorilla Jokes,  Jokes For 6 Year Olds  
    
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