Jokes For Bartenders To Tell

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i don't want to lose my job for serving a minor.

 me right?
i don't want to lose my job for serving a minor.

me right?


Memes,  Job Memes,  Waiter Jokes,  
    
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I'm so popular at parties I make the best mixed drinks
I'm so popular at parties I make the best mixed drinks

Memes,  Drink Jokes,  Best Racial Jokes,  
    
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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke? Horses don't drink alcohol."
Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke? Horses don't drink alcohol."


Memes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme),  Sarah Jessica Parker Horse Meme  
    
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what if i told you 

the bartender is not flirting with you because she wants to  you
what if i told you

the bartender is not flirting with you because she wants to you


Matrix Morpheus Quotes (theme),  Flirty Insults  
    
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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had.

His wife just ignores him, he rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.
A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender finds this very peculiar and realizes he is dreaming. He then wakes up and tells his wife about the ridiculous dream he just had.

His wife just ignores him, he rolls over and starts to sob because he knows his marriage is in shambles.


Gorilla Puns,  Happy Marriage Jokes,  Anti Joke Chicken (theme)  
    
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I served 10 years behind bars 

The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people
I served 10 years behind bars

The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people


Successful Black Man Meme (theme),  Bar Puns,  Successful Black Man Memes  
    
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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.

The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.


Bar Puns,  Funny Jokes To Tell  
    
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At a wedding party recently someone yelled, "All the married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was crushed to death.


Best Wedding Speech Jokes,  Good Wedding Speech Jokes,  Funny Wedding Speech Jokes,  
    
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A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Bartender Jokes One Liners,  Bar Puns  
    
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Julia Gillard walks into a bar. She says wanna go out sometime

The bartender says yes Miss Gillard

She says f*ck off I wasn't talking to you

The bartender says who were you talking to then

Julia Gillard says the wall


Celebrity Disses,  Celebrity Jokes  
    
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An infinite crowd of mathematicians enter a bar.

The first one orders a pint, the second one orders half a pint, the third one orders a quarter pint.

The bartender says, "I understand," and pours two pints.


Bartender Jokes,  Math Jokes For Teachers  
    
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A drunk walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.

The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."


Best Drunk Jokes,  Good Bar Jokes,  Great Bar Jokes  
    
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At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...

"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was almost crushed to death.


Bartender Jokes,  Dj Fail,  Wedding Jokes  
    
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Papa, what is the person called who brings you in contact with the spirit world?

A bartender, my boy.


Bartender Jokes,  Drinking Jokes Funny  
    
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