Jokes About New Years

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Whether it’s about resolutions, getting sloppy drunk or taking that walk of shame you surely have heard a joke or two about new years. I think the biggest joke about new years is that people fail to realize you can begin to change any of the other 364 days of the year and still try to commit to sticking to it. Freaky I know … mind blown.


Here we’ve added the most popular and viral jokes about new years from all over the Internet. We have taken the best ones we could find, including the ones you guys have sent to us, and added them here.

We’re always adding new content to this section so be sure to check back often. While you are browsing our collection of jokes, be sure to rate your favorites and share with your friends and kappit!
The ppl who say "happy new years" are the same ppl that pronounce the L in salmon and say "sorry for your lost".
The ppl who say "happy new years" are the same ppl that pronounce the L in salmon and say "sorry for your lost".

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Rain drop
Drop top

2016 bout to stop stop
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Drop top

2016 bout to stop stop


Memes,  Funny New Year Quotes,  Funny New Year Sayings,  
    
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when you walk into the store & they already got valentine day  out
when you walk into the store & they already got valentine day out

Memes,  Grocery Store Joke,  Valentines Day Jokes,  
    
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w i'll be spending new year's day
w i'll be spending new year's day

New Years Day Jokes,  Classical Art Memes,  
    
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raise your hand if you're going into 2016 fat, drunk & single.
raise your hand if you're going into 2016 fat, drunk & single.

Memes,  2016 Jokes,  Best New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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When you spent all your money at the club for New Year's even and forgot you got rent due on the 1st
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When you spent all your money at the club for New Year's even and forgot you got rent due on the 1st

Memes,  Short New Years Jokes,  
    
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Americans on New Year's Eve

Meanwhile somewhere in Nigeria
Americans on New Year's Eve

Meanwhile somewhere in Nigeria


Memes,  Nigeria Jokes,  Best Nigerian Jokes,  
    
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almost time for that

"see you next year" lame  line
almost time for that

"see you next year" lame line


Memes,  Best New Years Jokes,  
    
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Make the New Year's resolution joke

One more time
Make the New Year's resolution joke

One more time


Funny Jokes,  Funny New Year Sayings,  New Years Resolution Joke,  
    
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nobody gives a  about your new year's resolution.

you're not gonna do  anyway.
nobody gives a about your new year's resolution.

you're not gonna do anyway.


Memes,  Rude New Year Jokes,  Annoyed Picard (theme),  
    
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new year's resolution

start smoking
new year's resolution

start smoking


Memes,  Hipster Barista (theme),  New Years Resolution Jokes,  
    
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I spend countless hours picking out witch outfit I'm going to throw up on New Year's Eve.
I spend countless hours picking out witch outfit I'm going to throw up on New Year's Eve.

Funny Ecards,  Best New Years Eve Jokes,  New Years One Liners,  
    
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Flirts with you all night on New Years Eve

Boyfriend shows up at 11:57
Flirts with you all night on New Years Eve

Boyfriend shows up at 11:57


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I made New Years Eve reservations for us at a gay bar

So you won't be tempted to kiss other girls at midnight
I made New Years Eve reservations for us at a gay bar

So you won't be tempted to kiss other girls at midnight


Memes,  Best New Years Eve Jokes,  
    
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New Year's is coming up...

And I'm the only one of my friends that isn't 21.
New Year's is coming up...

And I'm the only one of my friends that isn't 21.


Memes,  Relatable Posts,  New Years Jokes,  
    
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