Irish Men Jokes

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paddy went to the dentist last week. the dentist said to him "well, w is the mouth?"

paddy said, "she's sick in bed."
paddy went to the dentist last week. the dentist said to him "well, w is the mouth?"

paddy said, "she's sick in bed."


Funny Jokes,  Funny Irish Jokes,  Dentist Joke,  
    
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What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman?

One has passed a BAR.


Great Lawyer Jokes,  Irish Disses,  Irish Man Jokes,  
    
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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.


Zoo Jokes,  Men Insults  
    
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Irishman thought milton keynes was a jazz singer, mal maninga was a illness and steak canadians was ice hockey team

Irish Man Jokes,  Funny Hockey Quotes  
    
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Wherever there are four Irishmen, you'll find a fifth.

Alcohol Jokes,  Alcoholic Jokes,  Drinking Jokes One Liners  
    
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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German?

A man whos too drunk to follow orders.


German Jokes,  Irish Jokes,  
    
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Q: How many Irish does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!


Light Bulb Jokes,  Irish Joke  
    
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What do you call three Irishmen sitting on the lawn?

Fertiliser!


Grass Jokes,  Racist Puns,  Funniest Racist Jokes,  
    
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Two Irishmen were out fishing one day, and they had a great time. The fish were grabbing the hooks as fast as they could get their rods into the water. Finally when the boat was full of fish, they both decided that it was time to head for the shore.

"Listen," said Paddy, "Why don't we mark the spot?"

"No problem," replied Mick, who dived in and marked an 'X' with black paint, on the bottom of the boat.

They both beam with pleasure when they eventually get on the shore.

"Oh no!" cried Mick, "What if we don't get the same boat?"


Fishing Joke,  Boat Jokes  
    
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Two Irishmen went away on a hunting trip, and by accident one of them was shot by the other. The wounded man's friend rushed him out of the woods and straight to hospital.

"Well doc," asked the Irishman, "Is my friend going to make it?"

"It's going to be hard for him to get through this," replied the doctor, "He would have had a better chance if you had not gutted him first!"


Hunting Jokes,  Friend Jokes  
    
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Why were the Irishmen pushing their house down the road in the middle of winter?

They were trying to jump start the furnace!


House Jokes,  Winter Puns,  Season Jokes  
    
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