Insurance Humor

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I don't have my insurance card. Do I have to go home and get it?

No ma'am I'll just use my telekinesis to bring it here!
I don't have my insurance card. Do I have to go home and get it?

No ma'am I'll just use my telekinesis to bring it here!


Hell Nah,  Silly Meme,  
    
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I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance
I wish retail therapy was covered by my health insurance

Funny Jokes,  Retail Jokes,  Funny Shopping Quotes,  
    
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''Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.''
''Trust me, it's the only way if you want your insurance to cover it.''

Insurance Funny,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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What if I told you

This is insurance fraud
What if I told you

This is insurance fraud


Fraud Jokes,  Insurance Jokes,  
    
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''My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.''
''My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.''

X Ray Jokes,  Healthcare Jokes,  
    
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''- OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.''
''- OK, if you elect not to have the surgery, the insurance company offers six days and seven nights in Barbados.''

Barbados Jokes,  Surgery Jokes,  Surgeon Jokes,  
    
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Look - you're near retirement, right? Leave a sponge in me, I'll sure, and we can split the insurance money.
Look - you're near retirement, right? Leave a sponge in me, I'll sure, and we can split the insurance money.

Lawsuit Jokes,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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''I'd like to buy extinction insurance.''
''I'd like to buy extinction insurance.''

T Rex Jokes,  Funny Life Insurance Jokes,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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''No, no, no. Our insurance pays you when a tragedy happens, Mr. Soprano.''
''No, no, no. Our insurance pays you when a tragedy happens, Mr. Soprano.''

Mobster Jokes,  Funny Life Insurance Jokes,  Life Insurance Jokes,  
    
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 play too much. aint got no health insurance but got full coverage on their #verboard with a $200 deductible.
play too much. aint got no health insurance but got full coverage on their #verboard with a $200 deductible.

Funny Jokes,  Funny Fail,  
    
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"You misread your policy. We allow only three days in the hospital but up to two weeks in the morgue."
"You misread your policy. We allow only three days in the hospital but up to two weeks in the morgue."

City Morgue Jokes,  Healthcare Jokes,  
    
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I'm a 6mm Kidney Stone

And unless you're Chuck Norris, not even Geico can help you now...
I'm a 6mm Kidney Stone

And unless you're Chuck Norris, not even Geico can help you now...


Kidney Jokes,  Geico Jokes,  
    
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ding dong! 

i wonder w that could be. 

today's your 60th birthday, and you're still selling insurance? what happened to the easter beagle, or fighting the red baron, or joe cool? 

i can't do this for an eternity! 

please, kill me!!
ding dong!

i wonder w that could be.

today's your 60th birthday, and you're still selling insurance? what happened to the easter beagle, or fighting the red baron, or joe cool?

i can't do this for an eternity!

please, kill me!!


Snoopy Jokes,  60th Birthday Jokes For Men,  
    
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my girlfriend not allowed to talk to jake from state farm...

 better call flo from progressive!!!
my girlfriend not allowed to talk to jake from state farm...

better call flo from progressive!!!


Ike Memes,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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"do you have health insurance?"

me:
"do you have health insurance?"

me:


Memes,  Insurance Jokes,  Insurance Funny,  
    
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