Two women are hiking in the woods. After an hour or so they come to a stream. Unable to cross, they decide to walk along the stream and look for a narrower place.
Fortunately they come to an old bridge spanning the stream. Deciding that the bridge is safe, the two women proceed to cross. Halfway across one woman stops and says to the other, "I've always wanted to be like guys, and urinate off a bridge!"
The other woman looks around and says, "Well, I don't see anyone around, nows your chance!"The first woman drops her hiking shorts and backs over the side of the bridge.
As she begins to piss she looks over her shoulder. "Holy shit!," she screams, "I just pissed in a canoe!""Calm down," her friend said, "That wasn't a canoe, it was only your reflection!"