I love you from my head tomatoes
People who get complimented on their hair usually allow it go to their head. Queue the drums and symbols, “Ba-dum bum!” But you know the one that never gets old is catching a dude who has about 10 rolls on his neck. It looks extremely like a pack of Nathan’s Bun Length Hot Dogs. The barber that cuts this kid’s hair has to be an artist of skillful tutelage of putting the clippers to the neck of those Ball Park Franks. Knuckleheads, jar heads, pineapple heads, apple heads, lemon heads can be the base of some major lame jokes. You’d think you’d heard them all from being witness to many roast sessions, but nah there’s many, many more.
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