Halloween Puns

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When you step into this section, you will see we have input the most popular viral funny Halloween puns, meme and jokes from all over the Internet. Where else could you go to celebrate the ghouls and goblins all year? Just add these fear filled comical cartoons and images with captions, dialogue and scripts on the only day you can be dressed slutty and can’t help but be ugly.

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The scariest pumpkin

Of all time
The scariest pumpkin

Of all time

Memes,  Pumpkin Memes,  Auto Jokes,  

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Gonna be my ex for Halloween
@HipHopAllAround: #Garbitch
Gonna be my ex for Halloween

Memes,  Funny Ex Jokes,  Funny Halloween Costumes,  

Q: What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

A: It was repossessed!

House Jokes,  Ghost Puns,  Spooky Jokes For Kids  

Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?

A: A sand witch.

Beach Jokes,  Halloween Humor,  

Q: Which skyscraper is haunted?

A: The Vampire State Building!

Vampire Jokes,  Cute Halloween Jokes  

Q: What is a witch's favorite suject in school?

A: Spelling!

Witch Jokes,  School Puns,  

Monster: Im so ugly.

Ghost: Its not that bad!

Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars.

When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes.

When I was born they simply passed out.

Ghost Jokes,  Monster And Creature Jokes  

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Halloween Humor,  Brain Teaser Riddles  

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Monster Jokes,  Independence Day Jokes,  4th Of July Jokes,  

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?


Ghost Puns,  Party Puns,  Best Party Jokes  

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Cleaning Puns,  Witch Jokes  

Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

Theyre used to people goblin them!

Hamburger Jokes,  Fast Food Jokes  

What do witches eat at Halloween?

Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devils food cake and Boo-berry pie.

Witch Jokes,  Funny Eating Jokes,  

Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."

Vampire 2: "How awful!"

Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."

Vampire Jokes,  Death Jokes,  

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Dracula Jokes,  Best Sick Jokes  

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