there was a man with one arm that came to america trying to look for a job, but since he only had one arm no one wanted to hire him. so the poor man decided to kill himself by jumping off a building.
he went to the highest floor of the building and was about to jump when he seen a man on the street with no arms dancing.
so the man tught to himself 'i have one arm and i'm about to kill myself, but that man has no arms and he's dancing.
the man gets off the building and goes to the man with no arms and says "i have one arm and i'm about to kill myself, but you have no arms and your here dancing."
the man with no arms says "dancing? im trying to scratch my !"
JOGGING for the first time in my new neighborhood, I saw another solitary figure running toward me. "Nice day, isn't it?" I called out. We passed before he could reply. The next day I set out again, and saw the same runner heading toward me. As we quickly passed, he shouted back, "It sure is!"
Had to do a team building exercise at work today. We had to pretend there were five of us stranded in a boat each with different skills with only enough supplies for four. We had to decide who should go over-board to ensure the survival of the remaining four.
Apparently Abdul should go because hes a wog isnt an acceptable answer and can get you sacked.
A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors.
After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.
After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded,
"What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren,
and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"