Great Jokes To Text

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A man given a watch at his retirement said 'it's about time'.

Watch Puns,  Watch Jokes,  Time Puns,  
    
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BBC News Highland Toffee firm goes under

Thats hard to swallow


News Jokes,  Job Humor,  Work Humor,  
    
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Watches can be displayed and sold on a time table.

Time Puns,  Watch Puns,  Watch Jokes,  
    
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My dad raised me single handedly when I was a child.

But thats life when your born into a family of circus acrobats.


Dad Humor,  Circus Jokes,  Kid Puns,  
    
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A hotel was looking for inn-experienced staff.

Hotel Jokes,  Work Puns,  Work Jokes,  
    
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An irate loanshark owed money by John Stone proved that you Can get blood out of a stone.

Loan Jokes,  Shark Puns,  Blood Puns,  
    
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A goat that ate office supplies was on a staple diet.

Goat Puns,  Goat Jokes,  Office Puns,  
    
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Are giraffes good pets or are they too high maintenance?

Giraffe Jokes,  Pet Puns,  Pet Jokes,  
    
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Went to the shooting range today...It was a blast.

Gun Jokes,  Shooting Jokes,  Gun Puns,  
    
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If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

Food Puns,  Food Humor,  Cheap Jokes,  
    
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Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car?

Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?


Bus Jokes,  Car Puns,  Driver Jokes,  
    
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A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

Naked Jokes,  Nude Jokes,  Work Puns,  
    
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Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Nail Jokes,  Nasty Jokes,  
    
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If you open the door to a lesser evil, a greater one will slink in after it.

Evil Jokes,  Door Jokes,  Funny Puns,  
    
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