A man walks into a bar. Once inside, because the light is bad in those places and they are rarely up to code, he walks into a metal rod."Ouch," he says.The manager apologizes, promises to put a warning sign on the metal rod, and gives him a coupon for 25% off his next visit.
A priest, a rabbi, and a one-armed French escort walk into a bar. After some initial japery, they all agree to be sensitive to each others' religions and nationalities, and order a pitcher of root beer to share.
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?"
In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the man sitting on the other side of me is 6'2, 250lbs, and a rugby player. The guy sitting next to you is pushing 300, 6'6, and he's a wrestler.
We're ALL blond. So you think about it mister, do you really wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man sat for a second, thinking over the odds and then replied "No, not if I have to explain it five times."