Good Polish Jokes

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Parking for Polish only

All others will be towed
Parking for Polish only

All others will be towed


Funny Jokes,  Funny No Parking Signs,  
    
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You know you're Polish when...

You love Pierogi
You know you're Polish when...

You love Pierogi


Memes,  Food Jokes,  
    
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polish town erects fluorescent statue of lenin urinating called 'fountain of the future'

nowa huta's original statue of the communist revolutionary has been replaced by a less subtle sculpture
polish town erects fluorescent statue of lenin urinating called 'fountain of the future'

nowa huta's original statue of the communist revolutionary has been replaced by a less subtle sculpture


Funny Jokes,  Funny News Stories,  
    
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Polish people

Polish people everywhere
Polish people

Polish people everywhere


Memes,  Polish Jokes,  Everywhere Meme (theme)  
    
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Did you hear about the Polish captain who wanted to be buried at sea?

Five sailors drowned digging his grave


Polish One Liners,  Jokes About Stupid People,  Dumb Jokes One Liners,  
    
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What do you call a Polish aardvark?

A Polaark!


Aardvark Jokes,  Adult Animal Jokes  
    
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A two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 200 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

Cemetery Jokes,  Poland Jokes  
    
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A woman went to see a doctor. "Doctor, I'm in terrible pain."

"Show me where," the doctor said.

The woman put her fingers on her arm, "ohhh, right there."

Then she put her finger on her chest, "Argggh, right there."

Then she put her finger on her stomach, "Owww, right there."

The doctor looked at her, "You're not by any chance Polish, are you?"

"Why, yes," she replied. "Why?"

"You've got a broken finger."


Doctor Humor,  Jokes About Stupid People  
    
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A Polack goes to the eye doctor. The bottom line of the eye chart has the letters:
C Z Y N Q S T A S Z.

The Optometrist asks, "Can you read this?"

"Read it?" the Polack replies, "I know the guy."


Eye Jokes,  Doctor Humor,  Name Jokes  
    
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Q: How was Germany able to Take over Poland so easily.

A: They marched backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.


German Jokes,  Poland Jokes,  
    
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If people from Poland are called Poles,then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Holland People Jokes,  Holland Jokes,  Poland Jokes,  
    
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Why do Polish dogs have flat faces?

From chasing so many parked cars.


Polish Jokes,  Dog Humor,  Dog Jokes,  
    
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What do Polish lesbians use for a lubricant?

Tartar sauce!


Lesbian Jokes,  Restaurant Jokes,  Gay Puns  
    
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